I can never see past my cock...
Rula Lenska is thinking of a comeback...
Hush your mouth, she has a one-week engagement playing in a new musical called Hot Flush at the Regent Theatre in Hanley, Staffordshire, from 30th April 2007. How dare you suggest that her career has waned?
The Big Picture is an album by Elton John, which is altogether less interesting than Lex's cock.![]()
In fairness though, why would you want to? :smile:
I always suspected that you had gone cross eyed. :smile:
*bends over to be in position to tie them for you*And people wonder why my shoes are NEVER tied.
*bends over to be in position to tie them for you*
Um, is it because you wear loafers?
Perhaps flipflops?It's not. the heels of my feet are too narrow for laofers.
I thought we'd already established I like to flip-flop.Perhaps flipflops?
Big picture = I could tell you but I'd have to kill ya :biggrin1:
Hey - who was pickin on cricket the other day? This one's for you LP, though it isn't very x-masy...
Dreadlock Holiday
I don't like cricket
I love it
I don't like reggae
I love it
don't like Jamaica
I love her
Just wondered if anyone knows.
Ahhh! Look at those white shoes! :biggrin1:
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