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I think we should make a codex of good information and hints that most people wouldn't know. I'll start it off:

Never play the bass with your penis.
 

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You can remove wax from clothing by placing the article of clothing in the freezer and then scraping off the wax once the garment has frozen. To remove wax soaked into the fibers, place a piece of brown paper bag on the ironing board, then the area of the garment with wax in it over that, then another piece of brown paper bag on top of that. Set your iron to low and gently iron the garment. Check the paper bag sections for wax stains and if you see any, discard them and use two new pieces of bag and repeat. Keep repeating until no stain can be seen on either piece of bag.

Note, some low temperature waxes such as beeswax can be rinsed out using near boiling water, but be sure the garment is colorfast and water-safe before you attempt it.
 

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If you have semen stains on cotton sheets, don't use hot water to wash them. Use cold water and soak them first. Hot water sets the stain and you'll never get it out even with bleach. For blood stains, again cold water and a product called Kiss-Off works really well.
 

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After sitting down and breaking a pen which was in your back pocket, common hairspray should be applied to the inky mess, blotting it up slowly. It even works on dried ink. It also works if you ran the vacuum over a pen and caused it to break leaving ink in your carpet. Keep adding more of the solution until all the ink is gone.


Never try to feed a panda without some level of protection to your hand if it is covered with moss (the hand, not the panda).


Naming a cat Pickles can lead to strange dinner time conversation when the cat goes missing-so don't name your cat Pickles (or any other food item).


Never put an egg still in the shell, in the microwave unless you have time to spare cleaning up.

Licorice bites can be used as earplugs, as can marshmallows.

Roach spray can be used as a deterrent of mice-although you need to use a full can and if any is on an area you will be walking barefoot, there will be a tingling sensation to the feet.

Instead of some fancy high priced white-noise sound machine, a simple fan does the same trick while circulating the air.
 

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don't be like me - i'm always last for know who's gay. i just found out about wanda sykes like, 2 days ago. and i didn't know joan jett was a lesbian haha. or this guy in his 50s flirting with me today at work. i didn't realize he was flirting with me...only old guys ever flirt with me :frown1:

always wash your hands before you touch your cock for go piss
 

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A weak solution of dishwashing liquid and water kills any and ALL insect on contact. The soap is a surfactant that causes the water to soak into their bodies and suffocate them.

If you hyperventilate long enough, you can hold your breath for up to 4 minutes.

A cottage Cheese Poultice will cure impetigo.
 

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Lubricate the chain of your motorcycle when it's still warm after a ride. The warmth helps the lube flow into the chain. Spray the lube on the sides of the chain that contact the sprockets- that is the insides. Hold a piece of newspaper between the chain and the wheel to protect the wheel and brake against overspray and put another piece under the bike to catch any drips. Wait several minutes for the oil to soak into the chain and then wipe off any excess.