spotlight on krispdx

[surferboy]

aloha guys! i have finally found someone for take my spot in the spotlight... so, without further ado, heeeeeeeeere's krispdx!

 

[nudeyorker]

Oh I have to put my thinking cap on for you! Can you wait until tomorrow?

 

[killerb]

how is your username pronounced?
I always see it as "crispy dicks", which is just weird...:smile:

what's your favorite thing about LPSG?

what's your least favorite thing about LPSG?

 

[Mandee]

Is your real name Kris?

 

[crescendo69]

Do you enjoy the real Scrabble game as much as this one?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

What is your favorite movie?

 

[D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits]

To a guy with one of the hottest galleries. Had any good Cajun cooking lately?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello, are you having a nice day today?

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Oh I have to put my thinking cap on for you! Can you wait until tomorrow?

Sure! I'll just keep mentally replaying that Coke commercial from back in the day 'til you get back ...

how is your username pronounced?
I always see it as "crispy dicks", which is just weird...:smile:

what's your favorite thing about LPSG?

what's your least favorite thing about LPSG?

I think of my name as "Kris P-D-X." PDX is my hometown, Portland, Oregon.
Like best: The people, and how there's always something good here to distract me from what I should be doing.
Least fave: How the politics forum always descends to the lowest possible level of behavior.

Is your real name Kris?

That's what everyone calls me; I have a legal name that my parents gave me that I never use unless I'm at the bank or sending in my taxes.

Do you enjoy the real Scrabble game as much as this one?

Yes!

What is your favorite movie?

Wow, that's tough. "Life is Beautiful" had a big effect on me as a dad. "To Kill A Mockingbird" is one that I saw in school as a little kid and I still get scenes of it playing in my brain from time to time. I KNOW there's movies I enjoy that I've left out, though. My wife knows every actor and every director of every movie we've seen, and I just don't retain that stuff; movies are so disposable to me, I guess.

To a guy with one of the hottest galleries. Had any good Cajun cooking lately?

No! You get 100 miles from New Orleans or southern Louisiana, and it just ain't the same, babe! And thanks for the compliment!

Hello, are you having a nice day today?

Yes! The best part of my day is the early morning when I'm up before the rest of the world and get to see the new day start. It's just after 6am here, I've been working out, catching up on the news, etc, already.

 

[Opalite]

Well, let's see..

Who are your favorite two people here on LPSG, and why?

What's your favorite sandwich?

What did you want to be when you grew up when you were a kid?

Do you own any pets? (pictures if so!)

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Well, let's see..

Who are your favorite two people here on LPSG, and why?

What's your favorite sandwich?

What did you want to be when you grew up when you were a kid?

Do you own any pets? (pictures if so!)

Just to be fair, I'll leave out all the Atlanta Wankers who I know in person now ... I can narrow it down to maybe 5 .. Cinnamon, NJQT, nudeyorker, tardis69 and silvertriumph2 ... 'cause I feel I've gotten to know something more personal about them than just reading their posts. All good folks.

Favorite sandwich .. you're gonna laugh. I still love a good PB&J, with chunky peanut butter and strawberry jelly!

When I was a kid .. you're gonna laugh again ... I wanted to be a game show host!

I have pets ... attached is one of my cats who fell asleep in my lap the other day ... and I also have another cat, a big orange one, and a dog who looks like a black Golden Retriever.

 

[Opalite]

awwww.. whats the cat's name?

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

awwww.. whats the cat's name?

That cat's name is Moshi ("MOE-shee"). As I understand it, it's how you say "hello" when you answer the phone in Japan ... "moshi moshi" ...

 

[Northland]

I'll try to keep it brief-which brings me to the first question:

Would you prefer to be caught romping around a church sanctuary in briefs, boxers, jockstrap or nude?

If you were a Muppet which one would you be-and why?


Your profile indicates that you're from Decatur, which leads me to wonder if you've entertained untoward thoughts about Saxby Chambliss-Have you?

Let's for amusement, say that you woke up this morning and were told you had been chosen as International Spokesperson for some product, what product do you think you'd best represent?


Liza Minelli, Judy Garland or Lorna Luft?


Baseball or Football? (and I don't mean the usual sports)


Going out with the man/woman of your dreams or leader of a political coup?

Starting a scandalous rumor or being the target of a true scandal?


Would you prefer a meal of beef, pork, fish or vegetables? (select one as the main course)

Have you ever had an affair with a hog farmer?

How about with a butcher?

A member of the clergy?

What would it take to get you to perform live in my living room? (other than my needing a living room)

Do you live now within 1900 miles of where you were born?

Just when and where were you born?


What is your opinion of strong gusty winds (the 50 mile per hour sort)?

Have you ever been cut off from the rest of the world due to natural disaster?

Have you ever lived in a cave?

Do you have any idea where Wolverton Mountain is?

If your chest hair all fell out, what would you think?


About how many sexual approaches do you get per day?


Why do so many television anchors have such terrible looking makeup slopped on them?

Do you find it harder to spell or harder to find a good book to read?

Speaking of books-what is your favorite genre for reading?


Do you have a box of crayons in your home?


If you were to be stranded on a desert island with me, how do you think we'd pass our time?


Have you ever worked as a professional chef?

If you were given a choice of a trip to Siberia or a trip to Ross Island, which would you choose?


How about a choice between Bermuda and Costa Rica?

I have run out of questions-for now-how does this make you feel?

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

I'll try to keep it brief-which brings me to the first question:

Would you prefer to be caught romping around a church sanctuary in briefs, boxers, jockstrap or nude?

Nude. No half measures here.

If you were a Muppet which one would you be-and why?

Fozzie Bear.

Your profile indicates that you're from Decatur, which leads me to wonder if you've entertained untoward thoughts about Saxby Chambliss-Have you?

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Let's for amusement, say that you woke up this morning and were told you had been chosen as International Spokesperson for some product, what product do you think you'd best represent?

Portland Trailblazers basketball!

Liza Minelli, Judy Garland or Lorna Luft?

Are you asking who I'd aim for first with the car?

Baseball or Football? (and I don't mean the usual sports)

Baseball.

Going out with the man/woman of your dreams or leader of a political coup?

Person of my dreams, definitely. Politicians are unbearable in person.

Starting a scandalous rumor or being the target of a true scandal?

Neither is great, but I'd rather start the rumor. Call me selfish.

Would you prefer a meal of beef, pork, fish or vegetables? (select one as the main course)

Veggies. I seem to be sliding aimlessly into vegetarianism.

Have you ever had an affair with a hog farmer?

How about with a butcher?

A member of the clergy?

None of the above, sorry ....

What would it take to get you to perform live in my living room? (other than my needing a living room)

Perform ...... what?

Do you live now within 1900 miles of where you were born?

Just when and where were you born?

I'm a New York City native, born in '55. I'm less than 1000 miles from there now, although I've been much farther away at other times in my life.

What is your opinion of strong gusty winds (the 50 mile per hour sort)?

Have you ever been cut off from the rest of the world due to natural disaster?

Have you ever lived in a cave?

Do you have any idea where Wolverton Mountain is?

Those gusty winds sure are gusty ... cut off temporarily by a Florida hurricane once ... never lived in a cave ... no idea where Wolverton Mountain is!

If your chest hair all fell out, what would you think?

How bizarre, how bizarre ...

About how many sexual approaches do you get per day?

0 to some, depending on what new pics I've posted online ...

Why do so many television anchors have such terrible looking makeup slopped on them?

Not sure, but it's one more good reason not to trust TV news.

Do you find it harder to spell or harder to find a good book to read?

Spelling is pretty easy; finding a good book is harder. I'm easily bored by most books.

Speaking of books-what is your favorite genre for reading?

I actually enjoy reading about politics and economics. Yeah, I'm sort of a brainy nerd ...

Do you have a box of crayons in your home?

Somewhere, probably ...

If you were to be stranded on a desert island with me, how do you think we'd pass our time?

Productively?

Have you ever worked as a professional chef?

Me? Cook? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you were given a choice of a trip to Siberia or a trip to Ross Island, which would you choose?

I'd actually love to see Siberia!

How about a choice between Bermuda and Costa Rica?

Been to Bermuda ... would like to see Costa Rica.

I have run out of questions-for now-how does this make you feel?

Relieved.

 

[nudeyorker]

Kris
Who or what has been the biggest influence in your life?
How did you happen upon LPSG?
What is your favorite forum?
How did you become so good a photography?
Do you ever visit NYC? If yes can we meet for coffee or lunch?
If you could have three wishes...what would they be?
I don't know much about GA other than being in the Atlanta Airport for eight hours once. What are the great things about where you live?
If you were to plan the perfect evening what would it be?
What is your motto?
Krispdx is______________because_________________!

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Kris
Who or what has been the biggest influence in your life?

My Auntie Viola. She's long gone now, but she was the person who showed me how you could be totally yourself and still very much a part of the world.

How did you happen upon LPSG?

Truly, as a joke to myself once, I googled "large penis support group" as if such a thing would exist.
Imagine my surprise!!

What is your favorite forum?

The Funny Stuff forum. That's where the smarter people hang out ...

How did you become so good a photography?

I'm actually not all that good ... I just take a lot of pics. I probably take 10 or 20 for every pic that I actually post. You just keep tryin' shit and eventually something's gonna work out! I use Picasa to crop and fine-tune the stuff I take. What I am good at is noticing what people pay attention to, and doing more of whatever that is.

Do you ever visit NYC? If yes can we meet for coffee or lunch?

Unfortunately, I'm seldom in NYC, but if I am, I'll give you a shout!

If you could have three wishes...what would they be?

1. to figure out how to create this job that I've invented that no one wants to pay for ... yet
2. to always be a great influence for my son
3. oh, OK, world peace, whatever

I don't know much about GA other than being in the Atlanta Airport for eight hours once. What are the great things about where you live?

pretty nice climate Sept-June ... civil rights history that's based here ... it's easy to get out of ATL on a non-stop flight almost anywhere

If you were to plan the perfect evening what would it be?

early evening fucking, pizza, late evening fucking

What is your motto?

"Avoid Mottos"

Krispdx is______________because_________________!

Krispdx is lucky he's not in school anymore because he freezes up at fill-in-the-blank questions.

 

[Northland]

Yeah, it's been a long day and I've had time to think of more questions.


If you were a number what number would you be?

How many windows are there in your home?

Any Chestnut trees on your property or in your local park?


Do you have any idea why traffic lights inevitably change just as they are being approached?


If you were expecting company would you need to straighten up your home or is it suitable for sudden drop-ins?



Okay, that's all-for now.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Yeah, it's been a long day and I've had time to think of more questions.


If you were a number what number would you be?

How many windows are there in your home?

Any Chestnut trees on your property or in your local park?


Do you have any idea why traffic lights inevitably change just as they are being approached?


If you were expecting company would you need to straighten up your home or is it suitable for sudden drop-ins?



Okay, that's all-for now.

5, no, no, suitable.

off to my wife's work xmas party!

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Hey Kris , here's just a few -

Age you lost your virginity.


Favourite male actor


Holiday destination


TV show you always watch


Favourite food


Favourite underwear brand


What pisses you off


Would you pop through the fence to my house


Do you like to kiss with tongues.


How do you keep so HOT!!.




Thanks Pal, always hugs to a fave guy, keep safe,

D