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[A little Southern]

Ok, y'all liked this over there and I got the idea from the one here. Just remember it's all in fun. Post a rumor about the poster above. Play nice.

I'll start
Southern was so excited to go to her first nude beach, that as soon as she parked, she stripped, grabbed a towel and ran down to the beach. When approached by officers, who wanted to arrest her, she looked around and realized she was the only one nude. After a 24hr stint in jail, she learned to get directions next time.

 

[5517661]

Southern likes little white chickens in her mouth.

 

[Cooper72]

Raises chickens

 

[Candela]

Misses the fire with his hose

 

[Cooper72]

Wants to play with the hose

 

[1209489]

Hoses down all the ladies. Says they’re too “hot” for their own good.

 

[Cooper72]

Wants to ride on the fire truck

 

[Tbubs]

Is an arsonist in the interest of job security

 

[NudeRocks]

Could’ve sworn it was a new moon before they kissed.

 

[Tbubs]

Moons everyone

 

[Cooper72]

Steals oreos

 

[Tbubs]

Hoards Oreos to leave on my doorstep

 

[Tbubs]

Forgets all the time that I am tall and don’t always pay attention to what might be o a doorstep

 

[Cooper72]

The leader of a large pack of groupies following a famous band around the country

 

[Arjana]

Think hes in a famous band ;P

 

[Tbubs]

Has a copper pinky toe

 

[Arjana]

Stole my copper pinky toe

 

[Cooper72]

Think hes in a famous band ;P

Actually I was in a well known university marching band several years ago.

is a teacher of English to non English speaking children

 

[5514231]

loves to flash his ass in public

 

[Cooper72]

Arrested for stuffing a salami stick down his jeans and taking a selfie with it