Straight-eight (aka patrick)

Should Straight-Eight do porn?

  • Yes

    Votes: 125 20.9%
  • Hell Yes

    Votes: 56 9.3%
  • OMFG Yes

    Votes: 418 69.8%

  • Total voters
    599
I don’t think he’s done, he’s taken long breaks in the past before. He lives a somewhat whimsical lifestyle that sometimes has him not on social media for extended periods of time.
I too hope he isn't done, but this is six months of now new content, just an very occasional reply/comment on someone else's posts. many of those being to tell people to stop posting hs pics as there own.
 
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I would like if he came back to posting, but I don’t blame him if he won’t ever come around; it’s messed up how catfishes and shady businesses exploited his image. At least Straight-Eight archived his account, so we’ll never lose it.
 
I have bean check His reddit all the time waiting him to comeback and his OF not post anything yet hope he make a comeback
 
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I have bean check His reddit all the time waiting him to comeback and his OF not post anything yet hope he make a comeback
He said he set up the OnlyFans for no other reason then to prevent thieves from set it up and stealing from people using his Reddit content.
 
He was getting very frustrated with the misappropriation/stealing of his images and clips. Plus, there seemed to be a growing number of jealous haters replying to his posts.
Can you tell him to allow me to see his Monster again lol Made some private Reddit or OF and let only nice fans in , If He still want to show us.Do you know him in person ? seems like you are really knows him
 
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Can you tell him to allow me to see his Monster again lol Made some private Reddit or OF and let only nice fans in , If He still want to show us.Do you know him in person ? seems like you are really knows him
This based on his public replies and some DMs.
He has gone to ground and silent.
 
I don’t think he’s done, he’s taken long breaks in the past before. He lives a somewhat whimsical lifestyle that sometimes has him not on social media for extended periods of time.
This is random, but I wondered what you estimated Patrick’s girth to be? We know that his length is around 8”, but I’ve never seen his girth discussed.
 
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This is random, but I wondered what you estimated Patrick’s girth to be? We know that his length is around 8”, but I’ve never seen his girth discussed.
Based on how his fingers touch, in these two JO/cum clips, I'm going to say right at 7", maybe +/- 0.25". Assuming that his hands probably aren't as large as mine, since I'm about 6" taller than him, and the inside measurement of my thumb to index finger is right at 7.5" and my fingers touch slightly further apart.

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Based on how his fingers touch, in these two JO/cum clips, I'm going to say right at 7", maybe +/- 0.25". Assuming that his hands probably aren't as large as mine, since I'm about 6" taller than him, and the inside measurement of my thumb to index finger is right at 7.5" and my fingers touch slightly further apart.

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His girth can't be 7" imo, the very thickest porn stars in memory (Shane Diesel, Shorty Mac etc.) either fall short of or only just reach the 7" mark as far as girth is concerned.
 
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This is random, but I wondered what you estimated Patrick’s girth to be? We know that his length is around 8”, but I’ve never seen his girth discussed.
His length has been proven to be 9”, the measurement of his girth has never been shown.

But, the best evidence is a pic he has that shows his dick head on next to a shaving cream can and they are almost equal in size, his dick is actually a bit thicker than it. The circumference of such a can is 6.5”, so his girth is somewhere between 6.5” and 7”.

So, he has a legitimately massive penis haha, one of the most handsome cocks I’ve ever seen for sure.
 
His length has been proven to be 9”, the measurement of his girth has never been shown.
But, the best evidence is a pic he has that shows his dick head on next to a shaving cream can and they are almost equal in size, his dick is actually a bit thicker than it. The circumference of such a can is 6.5”, so his girth is somewhere between 6.5” and 7”.
So, he has a legitimately massive penis haha, one of the most handsome cocks I’ve ever seen for sure.
The rest of him os rather handsome too.
 
His girth can't be 7" imo, the very thickest porn stars in memory (Shane Diesel, Shorty Mac etc.) either fall short of or only just reach the 7" mark as far as girth is concerned.
Neither Shane nor Shorty is even as tall as Straight-Eight, so there is that. Pornstars are notoriously short and sensitive about it.

The one time I went to an adult / marital aides convention, the male pornstars reacted to me like cats to cucumbers, I honestly felt sorry for them:
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The rest of him os rather handsome too.
Oh absolutely! The man is a legend both ways - modelesque looks and a huge beautiful penis and balls to match. Dude is seriously Adonis territory
 
His length has been proven to be 9”, the measurement of his girth has never been shown.

But, the best evidence is a pic he has that shows his dick head on next to a shaving cream can and they are almost equal in size, his dick is actually a bit thicker than it. The circumference of such a can is 6.5”, so his girth is somewhere between 6.5” and 7”.

So, he has a legitimately massive penis haha, one of the most handsome cocks I’ve ever seen for sure.
Do you by any chance have that pic? I had him at 6-6.5" so I'm not too surprised. Him having a massive penis was never in doubt lol.

I wonder why he refers to himself as an eight incher if he's actually 9" long.
 
Do you by any chance have that pic? I had him at 6-6.5" so I'm not too surprised. Him having a massive penis was never in doubt lol.
I wonder why he refers to himself as an eight incher if he's actually 9" long.
He said it's because he likes the inline Straight-Eight engine and alliteration, though his user name is actually assonance.