Straight Guys, What's The "gayest" Thing You've Ever Done?

Back in college, about 50 years ago, it was the bottom of the 8th and we were up by a run. There was a runner on second, and a ball hit out to right field, where I was playing. I managed to field it cleanly, and launched a relay throw to our second baseman, who was gay, who turned and fired a strike to our catcher, who was gay, who put the tag on the surprised runner as he attempted to score.

They came back to beat us in the bottom of the 9th, but oh well.

Probably not the kind of gay experience you’re looking for, but that’s the best I’ve got.
 
you exchanged drugs for consent yourself… easy on the judgment lol


A friend and I used to do MFM threesomes with a girl who enjoyed weed and sex (in any order), basically she would let us fuck her and suck our dicks if she could smoke for free. Obviously, it was a fair trade off.

One time, she was taking turns sucking our dicks, and without warning she put both of our cocks in her mouth and began to suck hard, twirling her tongue around our cock heads. I let out a groan and my bud said "oh fuck!". Both of us tried to pull away, and told her to chill out. She then slapped our cocks together and said "you know you liked that shit", before resuming to suck my cock while stroking my friends meat.

My boy got pissed, told her to not do that, and she apologized but she said that she didn't see the big deal. I basically told her in not so many words that consent matters. That wasn't cool.

It's not something that I ever want done again because I have no interest in rubbing dicks with other guys, but not gonna lie, when she sucked the both of us in her mouth and started twirling her tongue around our heads, it felt good. But rubbing our cocks together without asking was really a dick move
 
I use a dildo on myself regularly and eat my cum. Met a girl once and went back to her place, she asked me if i fancied a threesome with her flatmate, me thinking that I could handle two girls, imagine my shock when it turned out to be a guy. Have to say a cock is better than a dildo.
 
A friend and I used to do MFM threesomes with a girl who enjoyed weed and sex (in any order), basically she would let us fuck her and suck our dicks if she could smoke for free. Obviously, it was a fair trade off.

One time, she was taking turns sucking our dicks, and without warning she put both of our cocks in her mouth and began to suck hard, twirling her tongue around our cock heads. I let out a groan and my bud said "oh fuck!". Both of us tried to pull away, and told her to chill out. She then slapped our cocks together and said "you know you liked that shit", before resuming to suck my cock while stroking my friends meat.

My boy got pissed, told her to not do that, and she apologized but she said that she didn't see the big deal. I basically told her in not so many words that consent matters. That wasn't cool.

It's not something that I ever want done again because I have no interest in rubbing dicks with other guys, but not gonna lie, when she sucked the both of us in her mouth and started twirling her tongue around our heads, it felt good. But rubbing our cocks together without asking was really a dick move

Can I be honest with you man? I don't believe this story at all LOL
 
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Around 2014 I couldn't repress my curiosity anymore, so I met up with a guy in a hotel for comparing & mutual JO. He offered to suck me but I said no. After a little more jerking each other, I bent him over the bed and humped his cheeks and thighs, no entry. Then we agreed I'd cum on his face. I was in position but he changed his mind at the last second. We ended up jerking each other off. It wasn't exciting, rewarding, or fun. I was disappointed that it hadn't met my expectations. Wanted it to feel thrilling, exciting, dirty, degrading... it didn't feel like anything, good or bad, I don't think my heart rate went up. Afterwards I brought it up with a therapist and she said my curiosity probably was just curiosity and nothing more, not a "real" sexual orientation. Never went that far again, figured it wasn't worth the risk for something that had disappointed me the first time.
 
I’ve measured a few cocks and been measured myself when comparing. This has led to mutual masturbation sometimes but nothing more.
I’ve also handled the occasional cock and balls during MMF threesomes
 
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Tell us about your crush at 42.
Business trip to L.A. met a guy with the company that was my host. It was clear pretty quickly that he was a little hot for me. He was married but the contact we kept having in the Confrence room I was sure he was bi. He took me out into a very noisy factory and we had to view things from a distance and you had to speak right into someone’s ear to be heard. There were a couple of other on the tour but he stayed very close to me. He pressed against me once on my hip as he spoke into my ear, I could feel he hanging half hard on up against me and I leaned into it. We were behind a wall we could see over. Once we were at the end of the wall the others moved to another vantage point and he and I stayed there totally blocked from the chest down. It was there he started feeling me up good. I was already getting hard but he got it hard as it could get. When I felt his thick penis hanging down his pants leg that was it, we were definitely going to do this.
He and I and another older guy were going to dinner that night and he and I planned to hook up at the hotel after. He called an hour before we were to meet and had to cancel to stay with his young son. The wife had some emergency.
Wondered about how that would have worked out for years, I was about 39 or 40 then and it had been 17 years since I had fooled around with a guy. I believe I jerked off twice that night.
 
Around 2014 I couldn't repress my curiosity anymore, so I met up with a guy in a hotel for comparing & mutual JO. He offered to suck me but I said no. After a little more jerking each other, I bent him over the bed and humped his cheeks and thighs, no entry. Then we agreed I'd cum on his face. I was in position but he changed his mind at the last second. We ended up jerking each other off. It wasn't exciting, rewarding, or fun. I was disappointed that it hadn't met my expectations. Wanted it to feel thrilling, exciting, dirty, degrading... it didn't feel like anything, good or bad, I don't think my heart rate went up. Afterwards I brought it up with a therapist and she said my curiosity probably was just curiosity and nothing more, not a "real" sexual orientation. Never went that far again, figured it wasn't worth the risk for something that had disappointed me the first time.

I'm mostly gay but I can tell you there aren't that many guys I fancy enough to sleep with. When it clicks it clicks, and when it doesn't the sex is pointless and empty, like I wasn't there. Keep your heart open since it's very well possible there are guys out there that you truly can connect with, and who can offer you certain male closeness women just can't give.
 
MMF threesomes with no male-male contact.

Leaving the gym shower curtain partially open & stroking myself for a select few gay/bi guys to watch. I know they like it because they immediately start jerking off and shoot cum all over their shower area. I’d much rather it be a woman that’s turned on by watching me shower & stroke, but I’m still flattered. I feel like a make their day :)
 
evolution of hot office-straight guys showing themselves on social networks;

begins: puts one shirtless pic from a beach, hesitantly
then: takes it down, afraid of comments
then: puts some shots mostly shoulders and above to see what people say
then: hears he's a hunk and considers some more body-positive pics
then: from pm's and comments, finally gets that he's a hunk.
then: starts to work it to his advantage, posting more pics of himself
then: sees all the likes, but is still afraid shirtless ones will be damaging
then: still has body issues but puts in one in a tanktop or shirt open to see what happens
then: puts a few more, when all the comments are fire, thumbs up, hunk, hot, etc.
then: proceeds to put on some less clothed from beach, speedo, pool
then: starts to do some videos of workouts
then: gets more confident, realizing he's the office/group/gym hunk.
then: more training vids, more workout stories, more dilfness.
then: if everyone wants to see more, Ill just give them more.
then: shots in underwear, bathroom and towel, flex friday, pumped sweaty.
then: afraid of wife/gf, hesitates about less clothes, but hears that they find it hot as well
then: modelling colabs with professional photographers
then: blurred nudity photos, to hundreds or thousands of likes.
 
Got a surprise BJ in a steam room.

How did this come about? Would love to hear more. One of the hardest parts of being gay is not knowing whether someone else is. Often see cocks I'd like to suck but how does one broach the subject?