Straight Male Porn Stars Solo

For UK readers...any out there? From this week's popbitch: 'Which rising young media pundit has a predictably over-confident seduction technique? When things are starting to look promising, he'll drop his trousers, lean back and then remark (on his partner's behalf): "Big, isn't it?"' Who do you think it is? I'm thinking maybe Barney Walsh? Roman Kemp??