Swamp Ass
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I wipe?
But honestly, I get sweaty down there, and seriously, if it feels like it's too slippery and might threaten to smell nasty, I go to the bathroom and wipe with toilet paper. I'm not sure how bad swamp ass happens, since I'm not prone to it except during a hot humid spell. However, toilet paper is often available wherever there is a bathroom. It's a great interim fix. Have also washed my underarms in a bathroom and followed with drying off with the provided scratchy brown paper towel to get rid of unexpected midday underarm odor. Works like a charm until you can get a bar of soap handy. And don't forget, you can always wet a paper towel and add a dab of liquid soap that's provided in a public bathroom, slip into a stall and swipe clean that nasty problem.
But honestly, I get sweaty down there, and seriously, if it feels like it's too slippery and might threaten to smell nasty, I go to the bathroom and wipe with toilet paper. I'm not sure how bad swamp ass happens, since I'm not prone to it except during a hot humid spell. However, toilet paper is often available wherever there is a bathroom. It's a great interim fix. Have also washed my underarms in a bathroom and followed with drying off with the provided scratchy brown paper towel to get rid of unexpected midday underarm odor. Works like a charm until you can get a bar of soap handy. And don't forget, you can always wet a paper towel and add a dab of liquid soap that's provided in a public bathroom, slip into a stall and swipe clean that nasty problem.
Bro, my ass sweats so much. Like even just the cheeks from sitting down 
It doesn't even have to be warm... It's so fuckin' annoying. Idek what to do about it anymore.
It doesn't even have to be warm... It's so fuckin' annoying. Idek what to do about it anymore.Pics lolBro, my ass sweats so much. Like even just the cheeks from sitting down
I use a spray talc powder by gold bond. It goes on invisible. Just be ready for a cool tingle when it hits the undercarriage.
"flushable" wipes, aren't that. They do not break down, and can clog sewer and septic systems.
