The Dickapedia

[hotbtminla]

Figured members of this board would find this particularly amusing.

I laughed out loud several times just reading the entry on David and Victoria Beckham. Sample:

One-half vapid socialite, one-half aging athlete, truly, these are two dicks who thoroughly deserve each other. While viable dicks independently, their full dick potential is not unleashed until they join forces. In this way, they are like dick Voltron.

The site thoroughly skewers some of our favorite politicians, media stars, celebrities and athletes. All of whom are dicks.

Main Page - Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks

 

[B_Demention]

Oh man, I know you didn't just call my mom a dick. :biggrin1:

 

[hotbtminla]

Oh man, I know you didn't just call my mom a dick. :biggrin1:

Totally. :biggrin1:

Loving the entry on Tom Brady too:

Tom Brady is everyone you hated in high school all rolled into one.

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

"Hillary’s current campaign strategy hinges on how many voters will confuse her with her husband. As such, she is presently attempting to teach herself to play saxophone and cultivate a taste for cigars dipped in… let’s call it “brandy.”"


HAH!

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Wow...Santa is a dick? Christmas will never be the same!

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

Well he does have that sack hanging off of him.

 

[hotbtminla]

Benedict XVI is not just a dick because of his own actions, but also by virtue of his role as Pope and the traditional characteristics that accompany it, such as hypocrisy, shortsightedness, stubbornness, and the insistence that everybody’s lives be governed by a 3,000-year-old book of fairy tales written by wandering desert nomads who were likely hallucinating from lack of water.

 

[bigboy9239]

"Hillary’s current campaign strategy hinges on how many voters will confuse her with her husband. As such, she is presently attempting to teach herself to play saxophone and cultivate a taste for cigars dipped in… let’s call it “brandy.”"


HAH!

LOL....dude, you are seriously f&*ked up ...in an outrageously funny way...you keep me in stitches or is it staples? You're a comedy writer aren't you?

And i'm loving the comment about Santa is a dick because he has that big sack hanging off of him...brilliant! keep up the tongue in cheek humor!

 

[ZOS23xy]

It is a bit of fun. It goes on my "to revisit" list.

 

[Rugbypup]

I was expecting an encyclopedia on cocks.