Four Sons...........
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those
who
remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at
a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
and
now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave
his
best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to
become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best
friend
a brand-new jet for his birthday."
The third man said, "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square
foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from
the restroom and asked, "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said, "We were talking about the pride we feel for the
successes of our sons...What about your son?"
The fourth man replied, "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said, "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied, "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love
him.
And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago,
and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand-new jet and a
top-of-the-line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those
who
remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at
a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
and
now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave
his
best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to
become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best
friend
a brand-new jet for his birthday."
The third man said, "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square
foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from
the restroom and asked, "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said, "We were talking about the pride we feel for the
successes of our sons...What about your son?"
The fourth man replied, "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said, "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied, "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love
him.
And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago,
and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand-new jet and a
top-of-the-line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
