The Four Sons

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  1. Pappy

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    Four Sons...........
    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
    party.
    After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those
    who
    remained talked about their kids.
    The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at
    a
    successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
    and
    Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
    and
    now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave
    his
    best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes for his birthday."
    The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
    and
    joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
    to
    become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
    owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best
    friend
    a brand-new jet for his birthday."
    The third man said, "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
    universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
    construction
    company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
    nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square
    foot mansion."
    The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
    from
    the restroom and asked, "What are all the congratulations for?"
    One of the three said, "We were talking about the pride we feel for the
    successes of our sons...What about your son?"
    The fourth man replied, "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
    stripper at a nightclub."
    The three friends said, "What a shame...what a disappointment."
    The fourth man replied, "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love
    him.
    And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago,
    and he
    received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand-new jet and a
    top-of-the-line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
     
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