Hi everyone,
I had an experience today that reminded me of the ninth chapter from the Tao Te Ching and was also large penis related. Therefore, I am going to list the chapter here and then put it into LPSG terms, so perhaps we all can learn from it.
Pumblechook
--------------Tao Te Ching
Better to stop short than to fill to the brim.
Oversharpen the blade, and the edge will soon blunt.
Amass a store of gold and jade, and no one can protect it.
Claim wealth and titles, and disaster will follow.
Retire when the work is done.
This is the way of heaven.
--------------Tao of the Large Penis
Better to stop short than to fill past the brim.
Overlubricate the penis, and it will soon become sticky.
[alternative second line: overdouse the towel, and it can no longer dry]
Amass a collection of personal erotic photos, and no website will not have them.
Make claims and boast, and disappointment will follow.
Retire when the sex is done.
This is the way of the large penis.
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And in case you didn't sum that up for yourself and need interpretations, I'll give a little here.
Line 1: Massage the cervix, but don't kill it
Line 2: You can use tons and tons of lube, but eventualy it just keeps breaking down and becomes more and more sticky/viscous. The more wet you make a towel, the less it is able to dry.
Line 3: As we've seen before with pics/videos from this site and others, the instant they are put up on a single webpage they travel within seconds to every single porn site on the web. So, don't want them on every site? Don't post them on one site.
Line 4: Preserve the surprise. If everyone knows how big you are before you have sex with them, 1) if you don't match your claims and 2) if you don't live up to their now inflated expectations derived from these claims, only disappointment can follow.
Line 5: Have sex too many times in a day and your energy will be sapped and your partner sore. What to do tomorrow?
Line 6: Reminding you that this is the way of the large penis.
I had an experience today that reminded me of the ninth chapter from the Tao Te Ching and was also large penis related. Therefore, I am going to list the chapter here and then put it into LPSG terms, so perhaps we all can learn from it.
Pumblechook
--------------Tao Te Ching
Better to stop short than to fill to the brim.
Oversharpen the blade, and the edge will soon blunt.
Amass a store of gold and jade, and no one can protect it.
Claim wealth and titles, and disaster will follow.
Retire when the work is done.
This is the way of heaven.
--------------Tao of the Large Penis
Better to stop short than to fill past the brim.
Overlubricate the penis, and it will soon become sticky.
[alternative second line: overdouse the towel, and it can no longer dry]
Amass a collection of personal erotic photos, and no website will not have them.
Make claims and boast, and disappointment will follow.
Retire when the sex is done.
This is the way of the large penis.
---------------
And in case you didn't sum that up for yourself and need interpretations, I'll give a little here.
Line 1: Massage the cervix, but don't kill it
Line 2: You can use tons and tons of lube, but eventualy it just keeps breaking down and becomes more and more sticky/viscous. The more wet you make a towel, the less it is able to dry.
Line 3: As we've seen before with pics/videos from this site and others, the instant they are put up on a single webpage they travel within seconds to every single porn site on the web. So, don't want them on every site? Don't post them on one site.
Line 4: Preserve the surprise. If everyone knows how big you are before you have sex with them, 1) if you don't match your claims and 2) if you don't live up to their now inflated expectations derived from these claims, only disappointment can follow.
Line 5: Have sex too many times in a day and your energy will be sapped and your partner sore. What to do tomorrow?
Line 6: Reminding you that this is the way of the large penis.
