Things guys do when alone

[ek1230]

yea shooting my load into my mouth is hot!

 

[InNebraska]

I often wondered if I'm a freak or sick in the head because I tend to do a couple of things when no one is watching.

I often scratch my nuts and smell my fingers
I also sniff on my undies when I take them off before a shower at least 50% of the time
I pluck the hairs out of my nose

there are a few other things but I'd like to hear what you do.

Okay truth be told. occasionally I will, when I know I am pure of matter, and only producing ass crack sweat... I will also place the entire length of my forefinger in my crack... The musk and personal chemicals put me in a state of euphoria. I know from asking my male partners, this is almost true for every guy I asked (the others were puritans, lying). OF COURSE it is VITAL to wash your hand immediately after your sniff session!!

 

[InNebraska]

yea shooting my load into my mouth is hot!

Its good to have dreams!!

 

[Novaboy]

Plucking my nose hair while I jerk off! Best orgasm ever!....okay, I made that up...

 

[EllieP]

I had an ex who would do that. His feet stank after work and he was self conscious about it. So, when I'd meet up with him after his shift and we'd go to his place he'd pee on his hedges, then wash his feet (and rinse away the pee) with his garden hose.

Wait. He'd pee on his feet?

 

[Scarletbegonia]

No, silly. Pee. Go to hose, wash feet, rinse pee evidence into dirt.

I've washed my work feet in the hose, too. I have a no shoes house and occasionally, a quick rinse is kind.

 

[CUBE]

Clean the house. Read. Jack off.

 

[Removed]

Twirl out beard hairs obsessively
Yank out curly wurly eyebrow hairs

 

[888abba]

Get a pair of my girlfriend's worn panties. If they are damp, rub them on my balls. Then I have a long "sniff" jack-off.

 

[jojolongdong]

Try out different accents.
Sometimes I might have a conversation with myself, but switching between accents is difficult and usually stops quite suddenly.

I sniff my own armpits as well, but I also do this discreetly in public too as I tend to cycle everywhere.

Pick my nose and collect it in a ball, but the best ones are those that have strands that seem to go right up between the eyes and seem to be almost connected to the brain. I sometimes stick them to cigarette butts to see how many I can stick together with one strand..... and there was me thinking I'm not going to give personal information like this out for other people to comment on.

Joe

 

[ebert]

Just get naked as soon as I can. All of the above. A good hard wank.

 

[MMT22]

Nobody has mentioned using the bathroom with the door open...

 

[bar4doug]

You all forgot one i know you all do!

Smell and admire your own farts and wishing you had just left it in an elevator lol

Actually my rommies and I would take pride in letting a good one go. Props would be given to room clearers.

 

[jasnecci]

Actually my rommies and I would take pride in letting a good one go. Props would be given to room clearers.

that's definitely a good one, but doesn't qualify as what you do when you're alone.

 

[sangheili90]

LMFAO

When I'm alone I tend to relax and enjoy my time alone.

 

[StillSmall]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all -- men and women -- in the same club, doing all those things we think no one else does. And getting that interesting kinda-perverse-but-not-really-pleasure out of thinking that we're the only ones. Humans are such a fascinating species, aren't we?

 

[Powerstroke1987]

most of the above at some point ill scratch my balls and the take a wiff

 

[ThatFellaUK]

I pluck the hairs out of my nose

there are a few other things but I'd like to hear what you do.

I don't even necessarily do this when I'm alone, but even when I think people aren't looking. Hahaha.

 

[platinummgt]

I stretch my ball sack,and pull on my foreskin,jerk off and like being naked around the house...

 

[reckless_heart]

I jack off on cam on chaturbate sometimes for way too long