Things only hung guys understand

[Bigaf]

Not a single sould being able to deepthroat you

 

[Bigaf]

People that know about your size constantly asking if your father is hung too

 

[ericbear]

When someone doesn't recognize your face at first, but they immediately remember you when they see your cock.

 

[Alex22876]

Yeah, this one too. She’s a 10, but she says ‘too deep’ and there still the other half of the shaft to go

If you go in for the long haul, it works out. My wife struggled a ton when we were first together, but me putting the time and effort into foreplay, shifting to positions that work (spoon is a god send), 3 kids, and taking my cock for 20 years, there are only a handful of positions she still struggles. She loves the “idea” of doggy. She loves to watch porn with doggy, but she can’t handle me. If I didn’t put it all in, it would work, but there comes a point where I am possessed. I just have to grab her hips and fucking pound, and she either jumps away or buckles down and that is it for sex the rest of that week and for doggy for however long. It happened in March and we haven’t done it since!

 

[Bigaf]

People surprised when they see my dick is big and saying they didn't expect it on a white boy

 

[FrankieGuile]

Sharing derisive, mocking remarks with friends about guys finding unique and entertaining ways to shore up their insecurities by baselessly boasting about themselves.

 

[PussyStretcher]

If you go in for the long haul, it works out. My wife struggled a ton when we were first together, but me putting the time and effort into foreplay, shifting to positions that work (spoon is a god send), 3 kids, and taking my cock for 20 years, there are only a handful of positions she still struggles. She loves the “idea” of doggy. She loves to watch porn with doggy, but she can’t handle me. If I didn’t put it all in, it would work, but there comes a point where I am possessed. I just have to grab her hips and fucking pound, and she either jumps away or buckles down and that is it for sex the rest of that week and for doggy for however long. It happened in March and we haven’t done it since!

Totally feel your pain bro. I am also banned from doggy with the wife. We also have three kids and married a long time. The problem is I also have a large mushroom head. She still winces in pain until I fully enter.

 

[PussyStretcher]

Not a single sould being able to deepthroat you

Same here. As I have gotten older, I have learned to accept what I can do in bed. I get more satisfaction knowing that I stretch my wife more than most other guys.

 

[Alf3007]

-getting stares at my bulge no matter what I wear
-fetishisation from man and woman
-some people thinks you’re exhibiting
-having sex means a lot of lub, patience and fingers
-condoms are bit too tight and dont reach the base of my dick
- awkward moments if you sleep in underwear in your home and some family member enters your room


After so many years I got used to all this so it just became part of my life and I like having a big dick

 

[S_Dick]

And they keep connecting with you for hookups

Yup. It happens.

I wouldn’t do this now but when I was in my 20s, I moved back to my hometown for a summer and worked at a local café. One night I ran into an ex at a bar. We chatted and caught up. But a few beers in, towards the end of the night, she leaned in and told me I was so much bigger than her boyfriend. And that he didn’t fill her up the way I did.

Needless to say, we went home together that night and I fucked her brains out.

We ended up hooking up a few times that summer behind her boyfriend’s back. (Again, this is not something I would do now). She used to come to the café that I worked at right as I was closing up. We would either go back to her place or I’d take her into the storeroom in the back and fuck her on the counter. The risky shit you only do in your 20s. I used to cum so hard inside her as she was screaming. “Fill me up! Fill me up! It’s so much deeper than [blank] can!”

When the summer ended, I left to go back to where I was living. We stopped fucking. And lost contact.

Couple years later, I found out she married that guy. Too bad for her.

 

[12loner]

Yup. It happens.

I wouldn’t do this now but when I was in my 20s, I moved back to my hometown for a summer and worked at a local café. One night I ran into an ex at a bar. We chatted and caught up. But a few beers in, towards the end of the night, she leaned in and told me I was so much bigger than her boyfriend. And that he didn’t fill her up the way I did.

Needless to say, we went home together that night and I fucked her brains out.

We ended up hooking up a few times that summer behind her boyfriend’s back. (Again, this is not something I would do now). She used to come to the café that I worked at right as I was closing up. We would either go back to her place or I’d take her into the storeroom in the back and fuck her on the counter. The risky shit you only do in your 20s. I used to cum so hard inside her as she was screaming. “Fill me up! Fill me up! It’s so much deeper than [blank] can!”

When the summer ended, I left to go back to where I was living. We stopped fucking. And lost contact.

Couple years later, I found out she married that guy. Too bad for her.

Was she on birth control when you two hooked up? Because if not, then did she and her cuckold husband raise your kid?

 

[999998997]

Was reminded of this one this morning: When you spend a few moments sitting on the edge of your bed waiting for your morning wood to soften because otherwise it won't fit in your underwear

this reminds me of when, last week, i happened to get horny at the urinal and had to wait until it got soft again before putting my dick back in my pants. awkwarddd

 

[findclans]

When you want to get hard but you don't have enough blood in your body to fill it up

 

[Alex22876]

Yup. It happens.

I wouldn’t do this now but when I was in my 20s, I moved back to my hometown for a summer and worked at a local café. One night I ran into an ex at a bar. We chatted and caught up. But a few beers in, towards the end of the night, she leaned in and told me I was so much bigger than her boyfriend. And that he didn’t fill her up the way I did.

Needless to say, we went home together that night and I fucked her brains out.

We ended up hooking up a few times that summer behind her boyfriend’s back. (Again, this is not something I would do now). She used to come to the café that I worked at right as I was closing up. We would either go back to her place or I’d take her into the storeroom in the back and fuck her on the counter. The risky shit you only do in your 20s. I used to cum so hard inside her as she was screaming. “Fill me up! Fill me up! It’s so much deeper than [blank] can!”

When the summer ended, I left to go back to where I was living. We stopped fucking. And lost contact.

Couple years later, I found out she married that guy. Too bad for her.

Same thing. Similar stories. One former lover would meet me in NYC where I was living and we would fuck in the bathroom where I worked. I will say, she organized me to meet up with a woman who ended up being a serious gf for me. She told her my side and basically sealed the deal for me. She wanted to have 3 somes with us so she had her self interest in mind lol. Another was a coworker at a restaurant I worked at. We always had a friendly relationship and someone it progressed all of a sudden. We would hook up at work or I would go over at 4-5 in the morning after I was done with work and drinks after and I would fuck the shit out of her. I ended up back with the gf I had separated from and she started dating a guy I knew, but she would call me for cock. Once they get used to it, it is hard to go back. She needed the cock and the way I fucked her.

 

[Oldcowboy]

No, we all do it. Or sometimes one ball on each side, according to the cut of the pants.

‘We all do it?!” Now, how would you know that?

 

[halcyondays]

Having lesbians say "I'd turn straight for that!"

Not just saying it but hooking up with me for it.

 

[halcyondays]

Oh and dick touching the cold porcelain above the waterline of a toilet.

 

[savageblue]

Can also be awkward when buying them. When Magnums first became available, I would always get “the look” from the lady cashier as if they would really fit me. Reason now to go through self checkout.

Now, this one actually is one I get a kick out of doing Love checking the cashier's reactions whenever I go and buy my XL condoms. Most of the times, there's not much of a reaction, it's just run of the mill for them, but some of them can't hide a little twinkle in the eye, a very brief involuntary smile, or something of the sort

 

[ericbear]

When your big horsedick breaks your favorite cockring, and you can't find another one like it in the stores.

 

[S_Dick]

Same thing. Similar stories. One former lover would meet me in NYC where I was living and we would fuck in the bathroom where I worked. I will say, she organized me to meet up with a woman who ended up being a serious gf for me. She told her my side and basically sealed the deal for me. She wanted to have 3 somes with us so she had her self interest in mind lol. Another was a coworker at a restaurant I worked at. We always had a friendly relationship and someone it progressed all of a sudden. We would hook up at work or I would go over at 4-5 in the morning after I was done with work and drinks after and I would fuck the shit out of her. I ended up back with the gf I had separated from and she started dating a guy I knew, but she would call me for cock. Once they get used to it, it is hard to go back. She needed the cock and the way I fucked her.

Right, it’s such a strange experience being used for your cock like that. Having a woman treat you like a sex object because they basically know you’re the only one they know who can hit those deep spots. And they know your game for that late night booty call. And you can fuck them better than their boyfriend/husband can