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1. Why is fucking the bottom on his stomach the de facto 80% of the time position for fucking?
2. Why does it seem like it is only important for the top to cum in 80% of the videos?
3. Chain fucking is so super hot. Why doesn't anyone ever cum from it.
4. DP is the sexiest thing to me in gay porn but I have only seen maybe a handful of videos where anyone ever cums from it.
5. I like that there is more breeding in Onlyfans than in studio, but still if yo have a threeway or four way chances are 9 to 1 that everyone will jack off at the end. I am jacking off because I am alone. I want to see porn actors get each other off.
6.If you have an orgy typically only 2 people will cum. I want to see everyone to get off by someone else getting them off.
 
Well, its because these folks are just regular folks fucking for the most part, and not porn studios with an editor putting together all the good shots.

Even if they have amazing bodies, they arent doing the 8hr shoots to make every scene perfect. In studio stuff, everyone cums because they shoot for HOURS, and guys go off and jerk it until they are close and then return to the scene to film the cumshot like they never left. And then the whole thing is edited to make it seem like it happened right after another guy came.

The stuff you are complaining about is that its just more like regular sex that real people have! Lots of folks fuck and then jerk off the finish, lots of folks can cum perfectly on queue, its just more real.

What you want is folks who fuck like they do in an edited studio porno, but that just doesn't happen really, not even for studios. everyone is faking that sort of thing
 
Well, its because these folks are just regular folks fucking for the most part, and not porn studios with an editor putting together all the good shots.

Even if they have amazing bodies, they arent doing the 8hr shoots to make every scene perfect. In studio stuff, everyone cums because they shoot for HOURS, and guys go off and jerk it until they are close and then return to the scene to film the cumshot like they never left. And then the whole thing is edited to make it seem like it happened right after another guy came.

The stuff you are complaining about is that its just more like regular sex that real people have! Lots of folks fuck and then jerk off the finish, lots of folks can cum perfectly on queue, its just more real.

What you want is folks who fuck like they do in an edited studio porno, but that just doesn't happen really, not even for studios. everyone is faking that sort of thing
You have good points but what I want is a recreation of what I used to see all the time at the baths and parks when I was trampy and went to places like that often. I saw real sex addicts who were really into the sex and who got off inside guy's mouths and asses. For the last 20 odd years I have done erotic massage with mostly married guys, many who want to suck my dick but in all that time,, even with my boyfriend, I never met anyone who could get me off like those serious park cock sucking queens who used everything at their disposal ( mouths and their hands) to totally engulf my cock in stimulation. The last time I came with anyone was 20 years ago in the baths in Chicago with such a cock whore. Hardly anyone in porn knows how to suck cock and bottoms are never able to get tops off for the most part... everybody has to jack off. Most of the sex I had at the baths I never had to touch my cock: my partner got me off. It is an elusive dream that haunts me and makes most porn so unsatisfying for me. I am very picky. This is the video that recreates my lost past:AK Wet Dream
 
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You have good points but what I want is a recreation of what I used to see all the time at the baths and parks when I was trampy and went to places like that often. I saw real sex addicts who were really into the sex and who got off inside guy's mouths and asses. For the last 20 odd years I have done erotic massage with mostly married guys, many who want to suck my dick but in all that time,, even with my boyfriend, I never met anyone who could get me off like those serious park cock sucking queens who used everything at their disposal ( mouths and their hands) to totally engulf my cock in stimulation. The last time I came with anyone was 20 years ago in the baths in Chicago with such a cock whore. Hardly anyone in porn knows how to suck cock and bottoms are never able to get tops off for the most part... everybody has to jack off. Most of the sex I had at the baths I never had to touch my cock: my partner got me off. It is an elusive dream that haunts me and makes most porn so unsatisfying for me. I am very picky. This is the video that recreates my lost past:AK Wet Dream
Yeah I get wanting to find that in porn, but that is really only attainable in a specific sort of real life experience, and even then only in a certain circumstance with certain people. Not even the example video you give is REALLY doing that, there's still tons of editing and even a dubious fake breeding at the end. Even in the story you provided about your own life shows that its a rare circumstance to have the right sexual chemistry, especially when your expectations and demands are high.

Everyone is a bit of a moving target when it comes to sex. Even you who might think your desires havent changed, you might not get off the same way if a guy gave you the same type of blowjob you experienced 20 years ago. Its probably easier and healthier to find new ideas to excite you instead of preserving in Amber a past sexual experience, because its not even a guarantee that you'd respond the same way now if the opportunity was right in front of you.

Most people making porn, amateur or not, aren't repressed sex addicts so the heightened arousal you might get in married guy in an anonymous hookup just isn't going to be there. But I choose to find this more comforting that anything, because it means that even hot porn stars are human and need to be in the right headspace to have things go right.
 
This isn’t something exclusive to Onlyfans but one thing I can’t stand seeing in videos is pets. Like why do you think we want to see your dog while you’re jerking off or having sex? Why do you think your dog wants to see that?
 
This isn’t something exclusive to Onlyfans but one thing I can’t stand seeing in videos is pets. Like why do you think we want to see your dog while you’re jerking off or having sex? Why do you think your dog wants to see that?
Yes i hate camming with a guy and his damn dog or cat is there in the room with him whkle we are trying to pull our pudds! I have a porno dvd where this dude is giving this other dude a blow job on a massage table and in the hall is a black and white cat looking directly into the camera its both funny and HAUNTING!
 
Yes i hate camming with a guy and his damn dog or cat is there in the room with him whkle we are trying to pull our pudds! I have a porno dvd where this dude is giving this other dude a blow job on a massage table and in the hall is a black and white cat looking directly into the camera its both funny and HAUNTING!
Like that is so awkward! I remember I saw this one video where this guy was getting a bj and his dog came in and jumped on them like he was trying to join in
 
no cuz people be paying 15 dollars just post shirtless fucking pics and they message you saying "Im horny :heart_eyes:" with a 15 second video for 15 dollars. LIKE WTF DID I EVEN PAY FOR???, also sometimes I like to see the dom tops get fucked because I just love when dom men become sub BUT THEY NEVER DO UGHHH i hate that site
 
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1. Why is fucking the bottom on his stomach the de facto 80% of the time position for fucking?
2. Why does it seem like it is only important for the top to cum in 80% of the videos?
3. Chain fucking is so super hot. Why doesn't anyone ever cum from it.
4. DP is the sexiest thing to me in gay porn but I have only seen maybe a handful of videos where anyone ever cums from it.
5. I like that there is more breeding in Onlyfans than in studio, but still if yo have a threeway or four way chances are 9 to 1 that everyone will jack off at the end. I am jacking off because I am alone. I want to see porn actors get each other off.
6.If you have an orgy typically only 2 people will cum. I want to see everyone to get off by someone else getting them off.
I have seen onlyfans video where the video finished with no cumshot like they dont want to finish on cam
 
Biggest pet peeve is you pay for a subscription (which I usually wait for a sale), and you get lots of nude pics and 15 sec videos (same shit you already see on Twitter), but then they want $15-20+ to watch the full video.. total rip off- and I usually message and call them out. Most are just like- it is what it is. But that's why I wait for sales and avoid subscribing half the time.
 
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My biggest pet peeve is “tops” who don’t rim. Although I’ve heard it’s because many of them escort and don’t want to be seen doing something they don’t want to offer to every potential client. So I get it.

But there’s nothing hotter than watching guys like Diggory, old school Chad Hunt, or earlier Tim Kruger tongue fuck a hole before stuffing it.