This or That

[molotovmuffin]

happy at the moment but normally sad




silly funny or serious funny?

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Silly funny.

Boyfriend or husband?

 

[molotovmuffin]

one of each... jk.... either/or



love or passion?

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Love.

A lot of quick sex or less really good sex?

 

[beretta8]

Less reaaaaaalllllyyyyy goooooooooooood sex....

pump it or slow and easy?

 

[molotovmuffin]

slow and easy



steamy or sweaty?

 

[B_hungprepjock]

steamy and sweaty kind of go together, don't you think?

especially if you have sex in a steam room!

ba-dump bump! hellooo! <taps mic> is this thing on?

steam room or sauna?

 

[pitloverfl]

sauna


towel or no towel? probably way to easy, I know

 

[B_hungprepjock]

dude, it's kewl! this is lpsg after all. no one here is going to admit they do anything but walk around naked in any locker room situation, including saunas and steam rooms

if you've got it, flaunt it, as they say

who they are i haven't the foggiest, but that's what happens when you wear glasses in a steam room, i wanna tell ya...







helllooo... <bangs mic against wall> is this fuckin' thing oonnn?



pathetic or funny (bearing in mind pathos is a legitimate form of comedy)?

 

[snobbes]

funny
midgets or dwarfs?

 

[B_hungprepjock]

well, as i understand it, ‘midgets´is politically incorrect, and ‘dwarfs’ or ‘dwarves’ smacks of the clinical (‘dwarfism,’ por ejemplo)

‘little people’ seems to be the approved expression if that’s what they really want to be called

but it does seem an infrequent situation on lpsg.orgy, ‘shortymac’ (hope i got that right) notwithstanding

too long a response, maybe, but i take stuff like that seriously cos i’m not ‘just another asshole’

big wind-up to the pitch, i know, but here we go, yo: john giorno (ref’ed above) or dennis cooper?

i got my reasons for asking!

 

[prepstudinsc]

Midgets, all the way

The Little Couple or Little People Big World?

 

[B_hungprepjock]

oh, man, that’s no contest

it’s obviously
















toto, where are we? who are these ‘little people?’ why are they singing in those high-pitched voices?

has anyone seen my auntie em?

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Question or no question?

 

[pitloverfl]

question


fast ball or curve?

 

[beretta8]

curve

big fatty or slow burnin skinny?

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Big fatty.

Hairy bush or no not?

 

[B_hungprepjock]

wait, I’m confused (as usual)...

are you talking about pubic hair or pot?

well, hey, that fits at least!

now, go, little this or that, spread your wings and fly, fly away, across the sea...

 

[D_Relentless Original]

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Confused or not by Hprepjock?

 

[Catchoftheday]

Confused

illicit drugs or sleep