This or That

ham & swiss

Embarrassment: trip over and fall in the pool fully clothed or trip over go sprawling and show your underwear to the world?
 
Is that a girl question? Because I don't wear skirts, so I'd have to get my trousers snagged on something so they fell down. Still, way better than being soaked!

Tabloid or broadsheet?
 
I bet I would beat you ;p

Hmmm... I would have said spin the bottle because the suspense is half the fun... but I'd be curious to see how kiss chase would go now...

Kiss chase!

My Lovely Horse or Spiderbaby?
 
Do they do online connect 4? They bloody should, boy would I show you how it's done.

Ha, My Lovely Horse is the best Eurovision track I've heard, bar none.

Mild or mature?