This or That

[Endued]

Redz! :tongue:

Fruit pastilles or fruit gums?

 

[redz_rule]

Hahahaha!

God, they both get stuck in your teeth... but fruit gums get stuck in your throat too

Fruit pastilles!

You pulled a sickie on a weekday: Jeremy Kyle or Matthew Wright?

 

[Endued]

That's like a punch in the bollocks or a kick up the arse...

I'll go for the arse. I mean Mr. Wright.

Big Brother or Pop Idol et al?

 

[redz_rule]

I used to hate Matthew Wright... but he grew on me a lot. He's my guilty crush *ashamed*

Ugh - I hate both, but at least some of those on Pop Idol et al have talent...

The latest Harry Potter... or anything but the latest Harry Potter?

 

[Endued]

I thought I was going to hate Harry Potter as being 'stoopid' or 'for babies' or whatever, but I saw the first and it was kinda fun actually!

Wallace or Gromit?

 

[redz_rule]

Gromit. But I'm a total grinch when it comes to that kind of stuff - it really grates on my last nerve

cordial or fizzy drinks?

 

[Endued]

You don't like Wallace and Gromit?! You want your head checked, redz!

Fizzy, I think. Better with alcohol. Hic.

Separate conditioner or all in one?

 

[redz_rule]

separate you lazy bastard!

Cars: automatic or manual?

 

[Endued]

Manual? I do like the feel of a gearstick in my hand. And I'm sure Freud would have something to say about that.

Bus or taxi?

 

[redz_rule]

Hahaha! I bet he would

Taxi - I am a weirdo magnet so public transport is a nightmare

stuff your face until it is gone or eat a little at a time and make it last as long as possible?

 

[Endued]

Stuff it! I can eat like a bloody horse, honestly. 'Hollow legs', as my dad said.

Eat the veg first or last?

 

[redz_rule]

First - it goes cold so quick!

Iron and hang it up in the wardrobe or just fold it and stick it in a drawer and worry about it later?

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Fold it (then throw it in the dryer just before wearing.. my iron is just for looks)


It's raining and you are between a church and morgue... Do you duck in the church or morgue to get out of the rain?

 

[redz_rule]

oooh - does that work?

Um... morgue - I'm kinda curious, in a morbid kinda way tbh...

one fancy helium balloon or tons of the ones you blow up yourself?

 

[Endued]

Helium! Helium is great fun. Multiple uses.

Martin Clunes or Neil Morrissey?

 

[redz_rule]

Martin Clunes. Adore him and his stupid face.

on the beach: compulsively dig trenches or build castles?

 

[Endued]

I build expansive estates with castles and trenches that actually get filled with sea water. Erm. Used to. Castles are better.

Set up close to the sea or close to the land?

 

[redz_rule]

Used to. Of Course.

closer to land or you may as well be sitting on concrete

Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan?

 

[Endued]

Who would I sooner slap some sense into? Paris.

Leave keys under a plant pot or with the neighbours?

 

[redz_rule]

Plant pot. Nosy bastards.

Don't know if anyone will know this one.... Newman or Baddiel?