This or That

*thought they were the same thing; heads to Google*

Ah, I'll go for the G-String. I actually prefer normal knickers to either, but there we go!

Suspenders for socks or braces for trousers?
 
I have read ^this^ about 10 times and I still don't get the question, so I think my brain has retired for the night! I'll go with... too much?

Maltesers or Minstrels?
 
Thanks for the compliments! I fink it woz a compleemunt...

Penguins are awesome naturally without having to resort to trumpets and ball balancing. Seals are frauds, basically.

Lift/elevators or stairs?
 
I'm guessing the dinghy down the beach doesn't count, so I'd like to try driving a boat.

Tea-cup ride or rollercoaster?