This or That

[DiamondJoe]

Summer, clearly. It's a licence to wear less.

Beautiful but wooden or fugly but passionate?

 

[BubbleButtHungBoy]

Beautiful but wooden


Chris Hemsworth or Zac Efron

 

[DiamondJoe]

I find Hemsworth more attractive but I think it would be less hassle to fuck Efron.

Safe but dull or exciting but dangerous?

 

[deleted5791141]

Austin Powers or James Bond

 

[Always4ever25]

Yeah, baby! Mr. Powers

Avatar or Legend of Korra?

 

[deleted1360704]

Avatar

Country or oldies?

 

[Cooper72]

Oldies

Star Wars: originals, prequels or sequels

 

[DiamondJoe]

None of the above. It's not a cultural institution, it is and always has been a derivative load of old cobblers that couldn't even stay true to its own internal mythology and so has to invent a whole pile of new mythologies just to go leaping over the conventions of storytelling and common sense from one film to the next. Pfft.

Lord of the Ring or Harry Potter?

 

[Cooper72]

Harry Potter

Batman or Superman

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Bats.
Hulk or Spiderman.

 

[Always4ever25]

I loved seeing him in his spiedy suit as a kid

Gilligan's Island or I Love Lucy?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

GILLIGAN!!!
Brady Bunch or Partridge Family?

 

[Always4ever25]

The Brady's

Family Guy or Simpsons?

 

[BillM]

Family Guy !!

Jet or Train ??

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Plane
north or south.

 

[DiamondJoe]

North.

Financially ruined or socially humiliated to the extent that you have to leave town?

 

[INCUBUS]

Financially ruined! Like who isn't?

Shrinkage from being in the pool to long

or

Shart mark You didn't think anyone would notice but has!

 

[DiamondJoe]

I'll probably take the shrinkage?

Bludgeoned or burned to death?

 

[Always4ever25]

...bludgeoned???

Most likely to slay Corona in single combat - Hannibal Barca or Lu Bu?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Yeah, I thought bludgeoned too. But hey.

It has to be Hannibal Barca 'cos I don't know who the other one is.


Green or black tea?