This or That

Kidnapp'd (Loved that as a kid especially when he was hanging off the side of the castle because his evil Uncle sent him down a booby trap)

Codpiece or Speedo?
 
(assuming a Brolly is an umbrella.) RAINCOAT
(and would be singing in the rain)

Vacation at the Arctic or Antarctic region for a week?
 
(Yup, brolly = umbrella :p)

Antarctic

Vacation to Norwegian Fjords or Austrian Alps?