This or That

Do everything yourself (getting waited on gets boring real fast)

lose your sense or proprioception (kinesthetic sense: knowing where yout body parts are relative to each other and in space) or equilibrioception (vestibular sense or sense of balance)?
 
Joker

bitten by a mosquito (resulting in prolonged itchy lump that drives you nuts) or stung by a wasp (loads more painful but over with more quickly)
 
LMAO! OMG - someone else who likes the smell of tarmac! I love the smell of petrol too. And white spirit. Definitely weird ;)

I love Marty!

Airplane or Naked Gun?
 
Naked Gun, shirley! (oh and maybe this is 'potential creep in the making' stuff here, but the smell of cut hair in the barber's is great too)

Spag bol or lasagne?
 
You are freaking me out now! I lost a bet on this site over the 'Don't call me Shirley' line... I thought it was Naked Gun - but apparently it's from Airplane...

Lasagne

Strawberry or mint choc chip?
 
Huh, so it is. I thought it was Naked Gun since... forever!

Strawberry! God I could go for a strawberry cornetto right about now.

Bear Grylls or Ray Mears?
 
Oh come now, if I answer that I'll have to trade in my man card!

Besides, it's clearly Westlife.

But if that's the way you want to play it, girly, then how about this: burping or farting? :p
 
Well farting has the 'lol' factor ;) ... but I gotta respect those people who can burp in tune.

Burping it is you big butch man you ;P

Dishes - washing or drying?
 
Eeew, a girl talking about burps and farts! So un-ladylike. ;)

Stick some tunes on and I find washing's kinda therapeutic actually!

Ancient Greece or Ancient Rome?