This or That

Had you asked me when I was 18, I might have said fashion, but comfort, yo!

Lizard people in positions of power, or government controlling us with radio waves?
 
Government controlling us with radio waves - I have a tin foil hat that I wear constantly, so I iz safe...dunno if I'd spot a lizard person tho...

Pub or bar?
 
I feel old in most bars now. Plus you can generally have a sit down in a pub... ooh me achin' bones! in my day...

Shower slightly too hot or slightly too cold?
 
Depends - hot out then slightly too cold... cold out then slightly too hot! ;)

Fish and chips - better on a plate or straight from the paper?
 
Flying Fish! (flying squirrels are mor annoying then they're non flying compatriots!)

Ninjas on crack or pirates on heroin (as a caregiver to your elderly relatives)