This or That

More. I know some people say you shouldn't have a pet if you're homeless, but people in that position need the company more than anyone, really.

Strict dictatorship or complete anarchy?
 
Aw, me too - but it's cos I'm a total sucker for the animals...

Well that's a bloody hard question! Hmmm... if pushed I'd have to say complete anarchy but I'm not 100% happy with it...

ice cream in a cone or the one you can have in a brick shape with a wafer on either side (you know, where you can squash them together so the ice cream comes out of the sides?)
 
You answered your own question! If you try and bite into one of those double-wafer things you end up looking like a duck spitting out a block of ice cream. It's impractical!

People who dress their pets up to look like them, or people who simply look like their pets anyway?
 
That's the best part! You lick the ice cream from around the edges when you have squeezed it out!

I hate people who put animals in clothes.

Do you choose your daily underwear on the basis that you may get lucky (or alternately unlucky and hit by a bus) or on a comfort basis?
 
Good question! Definitely the second option. :wink:

Argh! That was supposed to be a heeeeelarious gag as Stu forgot a question. So thanks for that redz, now I look stupider than normal...

Thesaurus! I've always liked dinosaurs.

Volume on specific numbers or choose freely?
 
The I've been getting closer to country from city as I grow older, but the answer is still at the 'city' end of the spectrum.

Car or bike?
 
Super sight! I don't really want to hear what people are saying behind my back, thankyouverymuch. :mad:

Oh, er beach. Attaching two planks to my feet and throwing myself off a mountain? Yeah I'll pass on that one, cheers.

Pacific or Atlantic?
 
Time travel! I'd use it for important issues, like going back and finding where I put my phone. :)mad:)

Blinged or plain?