This or That

There are far more dignified chat up lines that this, you know.

I am relatively reserved, so I'll go with that.

Wear a potato sack with holes cut in, or a barrel with shoulder straps over the top?


Potato Sack. Barrel would be too uncomfortable.


Blizzard or Thunder storm.
 
@ Endued: I hate you ;p

Potato sacks are all the rage this season.

Thunder storm!

a kick in the balls or a poke in the eye?

no reason...
 
Option one made me cross my legs so hard I drilled into the ground a bit. Poke in the eye! *is scared*

Alright then missy, slapped bum or tweaked nipple?
 
Lol, speed walking is awesome. It's like they're trying to unwrap a packet of sweets with their arse cheeks.

Your last rolo - eat or keep? *edit* unwrapped normally, obviously.
 
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Lol, touch my last Rolo and I break your fingers. Then run you over. I. Don't. Share. Chocolate.

does your day go too fast or too slow?