This or That

I guess body hair, as I shaved my head once and looked horrible, lol

Trampled by elephants or bitten by sharks (you live either way, though in poor condition)
 
Texas...Mmmmmm...yummy treats for me in Texas...

Since you osted at the same time I will repost my q:

Trampled by elephants or bitten by sharks (live either way, though in a sad condition)
 
Trampled by elephants, I think. At least you'd keep everything, even if it was flatter than a really flat thing.

Serious jet lag - stay up through the next day or sleep early to readjust?
 
I have no problem with seed. *spits*

Makeshift condom - selotape across the end, or plastic bag held on by an elastic band?