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Patchos

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In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned.



Evil, how about posting a vid from your gym? Perhaps:
monkey bar
big dipper

In Gandhara, Gandhara
They say it was in India
Gandhara, Gandhara
The place of light Gandhara

That song always made me feel sad when I watched Monkey as a kid. It's very mournful.
 
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Can I be in porn?
I guess there is room in fetish porn for hairy eastern-europeans with bubbly butts???
;)
 
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Can I be in porn?
I guess there is room in fetish porn for hairy eastern-europeans with bubbly butts???
;)

Bubbly buttz is ok...those that blow bubbles from them aint:)
 
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Evil, how about posting a vid from your gym? Perhaps:
monkey bar
big dipper[/QUOTE]

I have done that at the gym I own late at night when it is closed but just for you I will take some crazy sexy pics of me banging a few girls on the equipment.
 
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Can I be in porn?
I guess there is room in fetish porn for hairy eastern-europeans with bubbly butts???
;)

If it's one thing I have learned about being in the porn biz is that there is a flavor for every one I mean I have done hi end porn an cheap porn skinny girl fat girl ugly girl hot girls an everything in-between!!! So yes you can be in porn butt now this is the real test as a male porn actor you have to get it up on command an cum when told so the test is this. Get a bunch of your friends around you an try an get hard if you can do that the you might just make it in porn because on set you are going to have a bunch of guys camera man lighting man key grips an the director telling you how to fuck this girl an when to cum all around you stairing at you just waiting for you to fail because the hate you an hate there job.
 
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In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned.

{Having heretofore never heard of Monkey, prior to my just having googled it} your post made me laugh out loud. {I read it in your voice, which added to the fun}

:kiss:
 

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umami_tsunami

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If your fake, you've succeeded in creating a pretty distasteful caricature of an arrogant, moronic and self-important (ab)user of women. If you're real... Well, um, same thing.
 

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and i say it's time for a frolicking humpfest on Mr. Tsunami :biggrin:
 

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and i say it's time for a frolicking humpfest on Mr. Tsunami :biggrin:

Damn straight!

*magics up a pool of jello, takes off shirt*

Last one in is a big old bottom!:biggrin1::tongue: