Translation

[Pitbull]

Other euphemisms? I need to powder my nose.

Oh I learned that one as a young child from my mother.

"I need to powder my nose."
translation = "I have to take a shit!"

 

[PrincessBlueEyez]

what if the girl says "Don't miss me too much."

Its already been said but it means we're trying to get you to be romantic and charming and say that you'll miss us in a cute and original way

Men go on about us and our shoes/clothes, they might want to take a look at their own porn collection/comics collection/pile of old computer crap before flinging out you have too many shoes.

Thats the truth

No there's nothing wrong with me=I'm going to wait till you're asleep, superglue your hands to the bedhead and stab your cock with a fork

OUCH, my version would be

No There's nothing wrong with me = apologize now or you're never getting lucky again

 

[Drifterwood]

I love you = enough of this cuddling, bend over and let's get dirty..

 

[Smooth88]

Men go on about us and our shoes/clothes, they might want to take a look at their own porn collection/comics collection/pile of old computer crap before flinging out you have too many shoes.

I just say I wish I had as many shoes that I liked as you.

 

[deleted105034]

"Wow" to this thread.

I'm gonna use this thread like a secret decoder ring.

 

[PrincessBlueEyez]

"im tired im just gonna go to lay in bed" = Itd be really amazing if you came to bed and just held me cause im feeling like crap right now

 

[Sassy]

I love you = enough of this cuddling, bend over and let's get dirty..

Isn't this the translation of when a MAN says, "I love you"? :wink:

 

[Pitbull]

Isn't this the translation of when a MAN says, "I love you"? :wink:

I say what I mean and I mean what I say.

No translation needed.

If I say "I love you"
it means:

"I love you"
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[B_curiousme01]

I'm in awe of you.:smile:

Hahaha! ROTFL and OMG, you would NOT say that if you saw all the...ummm...ahhh... experiences he had to go through to get him to this point! Too funny! And I LOVE your gallery!!!!!!!!!!

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

"fine" = it's not fine. it's far from being fine. you're gonna be sorry if you think it's ok.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

"fine" = it's not fine. it's far from being fine. you're gonna be sorry if you think it's ok.

I know this one!