This is how Stormy Daniels describes Trump’s tackle in her forthcoming book, FULL DISCLOSURE:
“. . . [It’s] smaller than average but not freakishly small . . . He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Oh, lordy!