Ultimate Cream... in progress

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Hi Guys,

I have been inspired by a few threads on here and some of the great ideas that people have put forward. I'm looking at making an ultimate cream. I have a wealth of knowledge from a sports performance and nutritional background (and currently co-authoring a 'diet' book). So I'm going to put all of that into a cream.

So I've a few questions for you guys.
What herbs / vitamins / minerals / amino acids / etc., do you find particularly effective?
What do you find is the best method of application?
What side effects have you felt, positive or negative, etc?

I'm going to make this stuff up and then test it under clinical conditions (although, it'll just be trialed on myself to begin with).

I fully understand that the efficacy of penis enlargement creams is low, or zero, so I'm seeing if we can realize a benefit at all.

Thanks
 

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I doubt diet , pills or nutrition, has any effect on cock size. Arginine open blood vessels but that more a performance enhancer i.e easier to get hard than any size increase
 

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Hey. I'm on day two of applying the cream I made. It's more of a gel. And I currently have it in a lip balm container for ease of application.

So far it seems pretty good. I did a huge clamping session last night and woke up this morning with a completely healed dick. So at least that's positive.

It's a little gritty because I used quite high concentrations of active ingredients to carrier gels, but that's something I'll work on.

I'm going to continue it's use for a week, then I'm going to take some 'before' shots and I'll report back in a month.
 

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Exactly, suitable named DickHurtz. It's not an issue for me, but I'll revise it into something smoother. While not sand paper rough, it's like one of those exfoliating body scrub things women use. Again, that's fine for me, but I'll revise it when I make my next batch.

Verdict so far; loving it. Pretty much massive, almost erection size semi all day.
 

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Okay. I've put a proper trial of this together. I've got before and after video and let me just say... this is going to be huge!

So, I'm putting together a website and stuff to sell this. If anyone wants to trial it for me let me know!!
 

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Sorry to dig up an old thread. Just wanted to update y'all...

So this evolved into trousersnakeoil.co

Two products, one for Jelqing (Jelq Fuel) and one for general healing, repair and growth.

If you've any questions I'll try and get back to this thread. You can follow us on facebook or twitter too.

Take care!
 

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not wanting to be negative I understand the reasoning for the name but 'snake oil' doesn't instil much confidence.

being a bodybuilder my diet is full of amino acids and other products that induce healing and help quicken muscle gains would a diet of good nutrition not assist in healing the body as a while rather than just spot gains.

i also know that thru weight training and cardio there is no way to 'spot reduce' body fat and that all the body must be trained and kept nutritionally balanced. i think a good diet is paramount for anyone training any part of their body and the trained area will get the nutrition required from the diet.

I wish you luck in your venture but at those prices it really does look like snake oil.
 

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Hi JackDoff,

Thanks for your input. I don't want to come off as aggressively defending the product, but I do want to answer your points. So please take this in the spirit it was intended; good fun!:smile:

not wanting to be negative I understand the reasoning for the name but 'snake oil' doesn't instil much confidence.

I know what you're saying. That's the joke and that's the name. I don't want people to buy into the product without doing their research first. There's also a video of a before and after of our most successful tester. But the name is a fun name and a play on 'Trouser Snake' and 'Snake Oil'. It's just fun. Plus, the packaging looks awesome. :cool::smile:

being a bodybuilder my diet is full of amino acids and other products that induce healing and help quicken muscle gains would a diet of good nutrition not assist in healing the body as a while rather than just spot gains.

i also know that thru weight training and cardio there is no way to 'spot reduce' body fat and that all the body must be trained and kept nutritionally balanced. i think a good diet is paramount for anyone training any part of their body and the trained area will get the nutrition required from the diet.

I'd hope it's clear from my pictures that I also know about nutrition! :wink::smile:
And while I agree that 'spot reduction' is not possible, it is very possible to build specific muscles. Curls build biceps. Flyes build Pecs. Etc.

I couldn't agree more though about good nutrition. The whole idea behind the marketing of trousersnakeoil.co is that we want to inject some of the 'fire' from the body building and sports supplements industry. Most penis enlargement gels, oils or creams, have a fake doctor on the website and names that sound like prescription medicine. We think that's all bullshit. It's just about getting the best ingredients in the best combination to our customers.

I wish you luck in your venture but at those prices it really does look like snake oil.

Man, if you had any idea how expensive this stuff is to make. Just the Humanly Sourced Deer Antler Velvet is crazy expensive. And there's so much more in there.

Also, we only plan on selling 1000 tins of Trouser Snake Oil. Once that's done, we're done. Now, we're about half way through that. So I think we're having no issues on price.

Let me ask you this; if I could magically add inches to your cock, what would you be willing to pay per inch? Per half inch? etc. I think most people find our prices fair. Just like your bodybuilding supplements, you get what you pay for.

So there's my responses. Thanks for your interest.

I'd love to hear questions but I don't want this to turn into an advertisement for this. So if you want to know about how it came about, or ingredients or whatever. I obviously believe in the product so when I talk about it it might sound like I'm selling it, but this site is not the place for that, nor is it our target market (y'all got big dick already! lol).
 

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Sorry to dig up an old thread. Just wanted to update y'all...

So this evolved into trousersnakeoil.co

Two products, one for Jelqing (Jelq Fuel) and one for general healing, repair and growth.

If you've any questions I'll try and get back to this thread. You can follow us on facebook or twitter too.

Take care!

I think it's hysterical (and accurate!) that "snake oil" is right in the name of this product. Lol

Ah..Right...your dick is swollen from using your concoction....so, your hand must be swollen all day, too, then....Right??
Gimme a freaking break.