Unadulterated exhilaration, best wank and how unpredictable is your penis?

[Pierced Bollocks]

"Unadulterated exhilaration, best wank and how unpredictable is your penis?"



Good question. I've had maybe 10 "Best wanks", I've talked about some of them on other threads. Too many to list here but there doesn't seem to be any solo/couple bias. Some of my most outrageous have been on my own, some of them have been with a partner(s). What I'd like to say is that orgasm is an optimistic state, I pass the Point of No Return believing I'm about to have my best ever orgasm. Every single time.



Unpredictable dong? OK so I only ever seen to wake up boned up on Monday mornings when it's raining! I've had occasions when I've not been able to get it up. I've also weirdly very occasionally cum when I'm soft (Which feels cool but useless), I've also cum rock hard and needed to carry on and fired off my next cum shot without going soft between. Biology tells us we always have refractory periods. Bollocks. I'm sure I've seen health ed books that say you can't piss hard. Also bollocks. Recently I redid my verification photo for no reason other than my Hardon looked bigger than normal. Mentioned it in a post and another guy said that sometimes he gets 110% erections too. My dick will always surprise me.

 

[JPEightGP]

"Unadulterated exhilaration, best wank and how unpredictable is your penis?"



Good question. I've had maybe 10 "Best wanks", I've talked about some of them on other threads. Too many to list here but there doesn't seem to be any solo/couple bias. Some of my most outrageous have been on my own, some of them have been with a partner(s). What I'd like to say is that orgasm is an optimistic state, I pass the Point of No Return believing I'm about to have my best ever orgasm. Every single time.



Unpredictable dong? OK so I only ever seen to wake up boned up on Monday mornings when it's raining! I've had occasions when I've not been able to get it up. I've also weirdly very occasionally cum when I'm soft (Which feels cool but useless), I've also cum rock hard and needed to carry on and fired off my next cum shot without going soft between. Biology tells us we always have refractory periods. Bollocks. I'm sure I've seen health ed books that say you can't piss hard. Also bollocks. Recently I redid my verification photo for no reason other than my Hardon looked bigger than normal. Mentioned it in a post and another guy said that sometimes he gets 110% erections too. My dick will always surprise me.

You really need to want to have the best orgasm every time you cum.

 

[chrisrobin]

Wanking - always watch yourself in a mirror - if using toys, either end, make sure they can be clearly seen either being fucked or fucking you.

 

[JPEightGP]

Wanking - always watch yourself in a mirror - if using toys, either end, make sure they can be clearly seen either being fucked or fucking you.

I have video is myself doing as much - good enough to wank to, lol

 

[Fitnessguy27]

Mine was few years back in a John lewis store. I was trying on suits for a mates wedding and didn't know what I was doing coz I work in construction so wear trackies or cargos most days.
A guy probably in his thirties was helping me and he was I think overly friendly and touchy.
He kept bringing different trousers and sizes for me to try. I hadn't wanked in like a week coz I was staying in digs with two other lads on a job and stopped in the store Friday afternoon on way back.
Worse I tried for a quick wank in the morning in the bathroom but got interrupted as it was communal. Spent most of the day horny and even precumming.
Anyways, the guy in the store was measuring me up and touching parts of the trousers asking if I had enough room.as they looked fantastic but don't leave much to the imagination asking if my crotch was comfortable as he brushed his hand close to it.
I started getting a boner.
He definitely noticed and got braver then bringing over lighter coloured trousers for me to try. Saying with my assets these would look great. He asked what underwear I had on aswell saying maybe something less supportive would give more room in the trousers. I went to try the grey trousers on and he followed me saying it's quiet so try them by the main mirror he watched me strip down and my semi in my white calvins was obvious and had pre stains at the end where it had leaked on my foreskin.
I got the trousers on and he got down to look.
When he brushed his hand down the length of my dick he said yes silk underwear may work nicely as lovely as you look in your cks.
He went off to get some I think but out of nowhere I felt like I was about to cum. I struggled to release my cock and ended up grabbing it through the trousers and I cum all in my pants and leaked through to the trousers.
I chucked my trackies back on and legged it leaving the trousers and my cummed pants on the floor in changing area.
I often think what the guy must have thought. I like to think he still has my pants but I was too nervous to go back to the store incase I got charged or something.
The feeling when I released the load was the best I've had though.

I had a similar experience in a store once. There was an Italian guy working the store and the rest of the staff had gone home. I had picked up a few trousers to try and was in the changing room. I put on the first pair but realised it was to tight to button up or zip up at my bulge. Just as I did that he came right outside the curtain (which wasn't fully shut so we made eye contact) and asked me how it was going. I told him I think they're a bit too tight on the crotch (as I pulled the curtain open). He asked 'may I?' I said 'sure'. And he got on his knees and gently tried to zip the trousers shut. Feeling his face so close to my dick and his fingers essentially touching my bulge I started to get a semi. He tried the button and in doing so rested the side of his hand against my bulge which was not becoming very apparent and hard. He could feel it pulsing. At that point he looked up at me and said 'oh my, what do we do about that?' I just laughed not knowing how to respond and smiled at him, and undid the zip he was working on. He took the cue and pulled my cock out and kissed the tip gently, before putting the whole thing in his mouth and sucking me off. It was the hottest thing in the world and I was nervous his other colleagues might come up but he didn't care. I finished in his mouth and he got up smiling as just in time we heard some sounds in the store so he had to return to the front. Unforgettable moment.

 

[2021697rm]

I had a similar experience in a store once. There was an Italian guy working the store and the rest of the staff had gone home. I had picked up a few trousers to try and was in the changing room. I put on the first pair but realised it was to tight to button up or zip up at my bulge. Just as I did that he came right outside the curtain (which wasn't fully shut so we made eye contact) and asked me how it was going. I told him I think they're a bit too tight on the crotch (as I pulled the curtain open). He asked 'may I?' I said 'sure'. And he got on his knees and gently tried to zip the trousers shut. Feeling his face so close to my dick and his fingers essentially touching my bulge I started to get a semi. He tried the button and in doing so rested the side of his hand against my bulge which was not becoming very apparent and hard. He could feel it pulsing. At that point he looked up at me and said 'oh my, what do we do about that?' I just laughed not knowing how to respond and smiled at him, and undid the zip he was working on. He took the cue and pulled my cock out and kissed the tip gently, before putting the whole thing in his mouth and sucking me off. It was the hottest thing in the world and I was nervous his other colleagues might come up but he didn't care. I finished in his mouth and he got up smiling as just in time we heard some sounds in the store so he had to return to the front. Unforgettable moment.

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