Unexpected Nudity

[knox96]

One time I walked into the employee bathroom at work. One of my bosses was buck naked was trying to step into his briefs when I walked in. He was embarrassed, but I'm not easily embarrassed or offended. Turns out he spilled his coffee on himself, and his wife brought him some clothes. Weirdly enough, like two days later, I went to his house to return a set of keys for a delivery truck. His wife answered the door and insisted I come on in. She was starting dinner so I followed her to the kitchen while she chopped veggies and stuff. Out of the blue, he had come down from upstairs and kind of strutted and sauntered into the kitchen. He started to say "Hey baby..." but didn't get to finish it. Apparently he was about to put the moves on his wife, and he strutted in not only naked but totally hard. I just laughed, it didn't really bother me any. But he's in his mid 30's and my boss, so I think he felt really stupid.

As far as me being naked, I'm naked a lot so I've had a lot of these little situations. LOL! One was literally a couple of weeks ago. My family had all gone out of town for my great aunt's birthday. I lied and said I had to work, but really I just didn't want to go. Terrible, I know. But I of course enjoyed my day naked. I was taking full advantage of it, watching tv in the living room, eating lunch, everything, naked. I decided to get a little frisky with myself and popped in a porn DVD so I could enjoy it on our big flat screen. I'm just sitting there jerking off, getting really close, and all of a sudden there's a guy standing in the doorway from the kitchen. He'd kind of taken a couple steps into the room but then backed out, confused but also laughing a little. I vaguely recognized the guy, and I stopped jerking and jumped up off the couch suddenly. All my clothes of course were in my bedroom, and I had to go through the kitchen to get there. I'm not shy, but I did warn him that I had to come through there. I don't think he understood what I meant, as he turned around to ask What? right as I was trotting through all naked with my hardon wagging and flopping in front of me. He winced and laughed and turned away. I ran for clothes. He was my dad's co-worker and my dad had told him he could let himself in to borrow some things, seeing as how I was supposed to be at work.

 

[CUBE]

One time I walked into the employee bathroom at work. One of my bosses was buck naked was trying to step into his briefs when I walked in. He was embarrassed, but I'm not easily embarrassed or offended. Turns out he spilled his coffee on himself, and his wife brought him some clothes. Weirdly enough, like two days later, I went to his house to return a set of keys for a delivery truck. His wife answered the door and insisted I come on in. She was starting dinner so I followed her to the kitchen while she chopped veggies and stuff. Out of the blue, he had come down from upstairs and kind of strutted and sauntered into the kitchen. He started to say "Hey baby..." but didn't get to finish it. Apparently he was about to put the moves on his wife, and he strutted in not only naked but totally hard. I just laughed, it didn't really bother me any. But he's in his mid 30's and my boss, so I think he felt really stupid.

As far as me being naked, I'm naked a lot so I've had a lot of these little situations. LOL! One was literally a couple of weeks ago. My family had all gone out of town for my great aunt's birthday. I lied and said I had to work, but really I just didn't want to go. Terrible, I know. But I of course enjoyed my day naked. I was taking full advantage of it, watching tv in the living room, eating lunch, everything, naked. I decided to get a little frisky with myself and popped in a porn DVD so I could enjoy it on our big flat screen. I'm just sitting there jerking off, getting really close, and all of a sudden there's a guy standing in the doorway from the kitchen. He'd kind of taken a couple steps into the room but then backed out, confused but also laughing a little. I vaguely recognized the guy, and I stopped jerking and jumped up off the couch suddenly. All my clothes of course were in my bedroom, and I had to go through the kitchen to get there. I'm not shy, but I did warn him that I had to come through there. I don't think he understood what I meant, as he turned around to ask What? right as I was trotting through all naked with my hardon wagging and flopping in front of me. He winced and laughed and turned away. I ran for clothes. He was my dad's co-worker and my dad had told him he could let himself in to borrow some things, seeing as how I was supposed to be at work.

Well how did it all end with this guy ??

 

[knox96]

I still work with him and he's still embarrassed about it. The bathroom one not as much as the kitchen one. But put together, he's just so embarrassed about it all. The funny thing is, he couldn't have picked a better guy to do that to, because I legit don't care. I would, and have, just hung out with dudes naked.

 

[AlwaysSunnyinDFW]

my first semester of college, my RA walked in on me and my gf havin sex or recouping from sex so many times haha. He was a senior resident life staff and I was in student gov so we worked closely together and that first semester he would be chasing me down for meetings and events and stumble upon us naked. He'd quickly recuse himself and we'd all laugh it off. He was a genuinely good person, and it was never in a voyeuristic or exploitative manner; he just had a certain luck haha the second semester he'd become extra cautious and would poke my roomie to see if I was with my gf or naw. If I was, he'd just shout really loudly that I had somewhere to be he was a character haha

 

[912164]

^^^^ Ever heard of locking the door?

 

[FRE]

^^^^ Ever heard of locking the door?

If they are roommates both of them would have a key. Besides, how can one lock one's roommate out of a college dorm room?

 

[edonline]

A few years ago, I went on a weekend retreat with my then-boss in the woods. He described it as male bonding thing where guys from all types of careers - business, banking, politics, doctors, etc - would basically network but spend most of the time BSing and just enjoying the outdoors. The first night, hours after everyone had dinner, there was to be a campfire and when my boss and I walked down to it, I was surprised that almost all of the guys were stripped down and naked. I was a bit surprised but since I had always gone commando since I was a teen and never shy about being nude, I stripped down as well. Was unexpected but fun.

 

[894956]

A few years ago, I went on a weekend retreat with my then-boss in the woods. He described it as male bonding thing where guys from all types of careers - business, banking, politics, doctors, etc - would basically network but spend most of the time BSing and just enjoying the outdoors. The first night, hours after everyone had dinner, there was to be a campfire and when my boss and I walked down to it, I was surprised that almost all of the guys were stripped down and naked. I was a bit surprised but since I had always gone commando since I was a teen and never shy about being nude, I stripped down as well. Was unexpected but fun.

Did your boss get naked also?

 

[edonline]

Did your boss get naked also?

Yes, my boss stripped down.

 

[hzs3fg]

Was this in the US? Sounds like a) your boss was some kind of nut and b) perfect grounds for a sexual harassment lawsuit.

 

[CUBE]

It sounds like you guys were on a gay mans retreat date. I'm not judging just wonder what the dynamic ended up being like post campfire.

 

[HairyMuscle]

Speaking of such erotic situations, I had a hot one this past weekend at the nude beach. I was walking (naked) along the water and saw my hot/younger/uptight ex and his hotter (and apparently also uptight) friend walking toward me, both suited. We waved as we approached, kissed hello on the cheek, and stopped and chatted for a few minutes. At least twice I caught his friend glancing down at my dick, then quickly look away as if he didn't want to be caught. It managed to keep it below a semi, but blew a huge load that night thinking about it when I j/o'd.

Lol very good! But I hope you at least chubbed up. Also helpful to casually 'scratch' or adjust your cock. I bet you weren't the only one who blew a big load that night thinking about it. I bet he still is too. Bet he was so jealous of your ex for having experienced it too ;-)

 

[crtbike]

I showed up at a friend's evening pool party. Friends were just milling around the yard, eating and talking (clothed). I was surprised when people started coming out of the pool...naked.

my kind of pool party.

 

[FRE]

My back yard is mostly securely private. However, I have been caught nude a couple times when people have been on their roofs working on their evaporative coolers, so I guess they experienced unexpected nudity, i.e., mine. And the wall between my house and one of the three neighbors is a bit too low so if they walked close to the wall they could see me. I suppose that that would also be unexpected but perhaps they've already seen me and now choose not to get that close to the wall. I really don't care unless it unduly upsets someone else in which case I hope no one would call the gendarmes.

 

[Brian S]

I'm somewhere between a nudist and an exhibitionist, so I'm often naked at home. I also often like to set up little "accidents" for guys to catch me naked. This specific instance though is someone else's nudity.

I was a waiter at a restaurant, and we'd had a crazy-busy night. I was the closing server, and most of the sidework was done. I just had to stock some things at the server station. I went back to the store room and the head cook was just pulling off his underwear. Hanes string bikini type, with the full waistband instead of just the string. At any rate, his enormous cock came tumbling out. Lengthy and girthy, probably the biggest cock I've ever seen in person, and I'm gay. LOL He was straight but knew that I was gay. He just took great pride in exposing himself to me. I believe it was a legit accident, but he sure used it to his advantage. Knowing we were the only two there, he stepped aside, naked, to let me get into the store room. He took his dear sweet time putting on fresh underwear, which couldn't have been comfortable with that big of a dick stuffed into that pouch. But man he looked good in them.

 

[FRE]

This morning tree trimmers were working in the yard next door. Because they were up high they could see over my privacy wall. That did not stop me from doing my yard work nude, as usual, so for them it was unexpected nudity. I was wearing only a hat for sun protection and shoes. Was that inappropriate?

 

[DickFiend]

A couple weeks ago, I went to the beach around 2 AM.
Walked up on two guys naked. Young and drunk, frat-type.
I joined them in the water and we were dunking one another until I got hard and tried to swim off.
They followed and as we got on the sand, they saw and laughed but some guy walked up and yelled at us.
We were spooked so we got dressed and went our separate ways.

They're dicks weren't big but one was uncut with a long foreskin.

 

[cjj2k]

This morning tree trimmers were working in the yard next door. Because they were up high they could see over my privacy wall. That did not stop me from doing my yard work nude, as usual, so for them it was unexpected nudity. I was wearing only a hat for sun protection and shoes. Was that inappropriate?

No, ur land! That would be like asking if a helicopter is invading ur privacy

 

[Countrydude]

A while back a friend and I went to a place called Turkey Bay at Kentucky lake. We had been riding our quads all day and was muddy as hell. I went behind the tent we was camping in and stripped down. I didn't know but he was in the tent watching me. And then he said to me through the window, "Hey nice dick". Lol!

 

[FRE]

No, ur land! That would be like asking if a helicopter is invading ur privacy

Or hobby drones.