Valentine's Day Plans?

[2hot2handle]

What are you planning to do on Valentine's Day? Any creative fun ideas for the bedroom? :biggrin1:

 

[Brisler]

For me it'll be a pretty typical Friday evening. I've bought a dozen of red roses and a bunch of rose petals, three bottles of red wine from the finest of grapes and a pretty expensive bottle of champagne.

Of course I plan on spreading the rose petals across the bedroom and bed, which isn't so creative I guess. I've also prepared a four course dinner. Not to tout my own horn, but I'm quite the cook. The first entrée will be a Créme Ninon, followed by a second entrée of Sole d'Albert and then I'll go surf n' fuckin' turf for the main dish. I haven't decided what to serve for dessert yet, but I imagine it has to be something light.

When the dinner has been devoured, I plan on being more than tipsy. Then I'll follow the rose petals to the bedroom, put on Bed of Roses by Bon Jovi and pop a sleazy low budget skin flick into the VHS. Then I'll get naked, curl up into a fetal position on the romantically glorified bed and masturbate while crying.

A pretty typical Friday evening.

 

[horseymann]

Wow what a cool story, but the ending sucks.

 

[h0neymustard]

Since I won't be getting any real pie, I bought myself...
A coconut cream pie.

 

[D_F_Ng_Ghan]

Gonna have sex, then a dinner (at home), then sex again.

 

[socalfreak]

For me it'll be a pretty typical Friday evening. I've bought a dozen of red roses and a bunch of rose petals, three bottles of red wine from the finest of grapes and a pretty expensive bottle of champagne.

Of course I plan on spreading the rose petals across the bedroom and bed, which isn't so creative I guess. I've also prepared a four course dinner. Not to tout my own horn, but I'm quite the cook. The first entrée will be a Créme Ninon, followed by a second entrée of Sole d'Albert and then I'll go surf n' fuckin' turf for the main dish. I haven't decided what to serve for dessert yet, but I imagine it has to be something light.

When the dinner has been devoured, I plan on being more than tipsy. Then I'll follow the rose petals to the bedroom, put on Bed of Roses by Bon Jovi and pop a sleazy low budget skin flick into the VHS. Then I'll get naked, curl up into a fetal position on the romantically glorified bed and masturbate while crying.

A pretty typical Friday evening.

Lmao!! THAT'S freaking funny...... and just when I was beginning to question your character...( based on your criticism of Mariah . Lol )

 

[2hot2handle]

Gonna have sex, then a dinner (at home), then sex again.

hot...

 

[DickJagger]

to masturbate then cry myself to sleep lol

 

[Brisler]

Lmao!! THAT'S freaking funny...... and just when I was beginning to question your character...( based on your criticism of Mariah . Lol )

:redface:

 

[blazblue]

What are you planning to do on Valentine's Day? Any creative fun ideas for the bedroom? :biggrin1:

Besides fapping? :lmao:

 

[blazblue]

to masturbate then cry myself to sleep lol

That only mine we're in indescribable joy :tongue: