Wallyj84's random thoughts thread

[ItsAll4Kim]

And wally I wasn't being facetious about visiting a VA hospital. You really need a dose of reality. Your head is stuck in this fixation over how horrible your body is. Talk with a wounded Vet.

Perspective.

 

[wallyj84]

No you wouldn't. Within a week of having a big dick you'd be whining and complaining about something else that you perceive as being wrong with you and/or the world. You already have what you need inside you, you've just buried it under tons and tons of horseshit. No amount of inches will ever change that.

lol That is some epic bullshit right there. My life would be complete if I was hung. I would finally be happy and capable of finding love and success. You don't know what you're talking about.

 

[wallyj84]

I'm endlessly happy you can't get this wish. Again, you can't speak to this....I have a big cock, and can tell you from decades of experience that at the moment before death you would really regret that horrible bargain.

You don't know the pain of being small. The shame. The humiliation. It is all too much to bear day in and day out. If I was hung, even for a second, I could die happy.

 

[wallyj84]

You didn't have to tell me this, it's abundantly obvious that you've never had real love.

You would give your life for a selfish moment, but wouldn't give up a paycheck to be with someone irreplaceable.

It's why you've probably never known love, and if you don't change, never will. I hope you'll change. This happy thing totally fucking rocks.




I'm very happy. Never been this happy, in fact. I can make more money, but we can't replace each other. People are not interchangeable.

We have everything we need. In fact we're downsizing our possessions. We have wonderful friends. We have our little getaway cabin at our nudist campground. We have excellent health insurance, so an illness won't bankrupt us. We aren't life proof, but life will always find a way to fuck you up. Get on with living it while you can.

You're happy because you have a big dick, not because of some "irreplaceable" person. No one is irreplaceable. Everyone can be replaced. Everyone.

All of your comments are meaningless because you're hung. That solves most of your problems right there.

 

[Dport]

lol That is some epic bullshit right there. My life would be complete if I was hung. I would finally be happy and capable of finding love and success. You don't know what you're talking about.

Finding love when you prefer masturbation over sex would be, at the very least, a pain in the ass.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

You're happy because you have a big dick, not because of some "irreplaceable" person. No one is irreplaceable. Everyone can be replaced. Everyone.

All of your comments are meaningless because you're hung. That solves most of your problems right there.

Hey ASSHOLE. Don't attempt to tell me what, why or anything about ME. You really are the most presumptuous douche ever.

You'll never listen, and will never learn. You think you know everything, got it all figured out, yet you're miserable, and deservedly so. Keep fixating on your dick. It's working so well for you.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

lol That is some epic bullshit right there. My life would be complete if I was hung. I would finally be happy and capable of finding love and success. You don't know what you're talking about.

Capable of finding love? You're a solo sexual. You prefer the company of your dick to interaction with another person. For god's sake, when you decide to co-opt a label, at least remember to keep the pretense going from one thread topic to another.

Besides, you just got done telling me you also prefer money to love. Said you used to be poor. What? No success? And why hasn't my big dick given me your brand of success too? If your gonna speak for me, explain it all.

 

[1019487]

You're happy because you have a big dick, not because of some "irreplaceable" person. No one is irreplaceable. Everyone can be replaced. Everyone.

All of your comments are meaningless because you're hung. That solves most of your problems right there.

Lemme level with you here, bud

There are plenty of bitter, miserable people on here with big dicks. Being hung won’t bring you happiness, though you’re so fixated on cock size as a cure-all that I’m sure you’ve already figured out a way to put your blinders on for anyone telling you otherwise.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I think wallyj needs to smoke a fat ass joint... Take a few guys bong hits.

Have ya tried that wally?

 

[deleted136887]

They don't work. That is the problem. Nothing works. Your dick size isn't changeable. If it is small, it will be small forever.

I dont think its your dick thats the problem,wally.
Its you thats your problem.

 

[wallyj84]

Capable of finding love? You're a solo sexual. You prefer the company of your dick to interaction with another person. For god's sake, when you decide to co-opt a label, at least remember to keep the pretense going from one thread topic to another.

Besides, you just got done telling me you also prefer money to love. Said you used to be poor. What? No success? And why hasn't my big dick given me your brand of success too? If your gonna speak for me, explain it all.

You really don't get the solosexual thing, do you? It's not that I'm some kind of misanthrope, I just find masturbation more physically pleasing than intercourse.

I'm not poor. But, I'm not a success. At least not by my definition of success. I don't know why your big dick has failed you. Maybe it's not really big?

 

[wallyj84]

I think wallyj needs to smoke a fat ass joint... Take a few guys bong hits.

Have ya tried that wally?

Never done drugs. Too old for that stuff now.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Never done drugs. Too old for that stuff now.

Oh, you're never too old to spend a lil time with Mary Jane. Maybe she's your dream-gal.

 

[1019487]

 

[alcor972]

... err...
concerning the peeing stuff...
lol...
it seems to me that peeing correctly right in the toilet seat is not directly related to the penis size... and the fact you touch your shaft or not...
it is possible to pee without sending any droplets outside of the target without touching your penis...
and you can miss the point... lol... even if you firmly hold... lol... your shaft...
......................
indeed... I think that what is important in the peeing process... is not the general shape and/or the size of your penis... but the way your urethra external extremity for the least... and possibly the whole conformation of the urethra... is positioned at the decisive moment...
... between the bladder and the knob orifice... the urethra follows an apparently complex road... lol... and its mechanical structure changes too... lol...
these features could be sufficient to explain the way urine goes out from the penis...
and it is not possible to have a total control over these [internal] conformations of the penis...
....................

so peeing correctly... lol... could just be a problem of fluid mechanics... rather than a penis size or manhandling issue...
lol...

 

[TexanStar]

All of your comments are meaningless because you're hung. That solves most of your problems right there.

According to your own line of reasoning, his having a bigger dick than you makes him superior to you and his opinion more valid than yours, not less.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

You really don't get the solosexual thing, do you? It's not that I'm some kind of misanthrope, I just find masturbation more physically pleasing than intercourse.

I'm not poor. But, I'm not a success. At least not by my definition of success. I don't know why your big dick has failed you. Maybe it's not really big?

My dick hasn't failed me. It has done everything I expect a penis to do. It passes urine. It becomes erect when I'm aroused. It delivers semen perfectly enough to make two beautiful, perfect children. It wasn't intended to increase my income, bring world peace, or get my whites whiter. You're free to think a penis holds music powers, just as I'm free to know you're batshit crazy.

 

[wallyj84]

According to your own line of reasoning, his having a bigger dick than you makes him superior to you and his opinion more valid than yours, not less.

Just because he has one superior trait, doesn't mean that his opinions are superior.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

Just because he has one superior trait, doesn't mean that his opinions are superior.

But according to you, the penis makes the man, and is responsible for the ability to have love and success.

Please, don't backpedal THIS too.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Just because he has one superior trait, doesn't mean that his opinions are superior.

Except that according to you, for literally Years now men with big dicks should be bowed down to and hold all the authority in society.

Backpedaling isn't your strong point.