wank at work?

EnglishGentleman said:
The one occasion someone in my workplace was caught doing so laid him open to ridicule, and forced him to move to another county to find work.

That's harsh.
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Contrary to what is going on around this thread, I've never masturbated at work, and don't plan to, either. I've gotten a stiffy quite a few times while talking to people (oh, and when I saw our boss a few times, I get hard when I'm walking; good thing I'm not too big), and that's just about it.
 
BlackCock85 said:
yup, guilty......the feeling when you come back from the bathroom is always wierd though, as if everybody knows what you have just done. hahah

hahaha. i'm sure it is, which is why i would never do it.
 
Yup done it. If i have time, i TOTALLY get naked in the stalls and jerk off squirting my cum in the toilet. Luckily the door locks and u cant see underneath. Better still, i jerked at a urinal! The rush was awesome. . . . . . .
 
I've wanked in school toilets countless times. The fear of getting caught gives you a huge rush that makes you really horny! Would never do it at paid employment though!
 
Definitely. Would get so tense that I'd wait til things got pretty quiet, no one around, and then just unzip under my desk and let fly right there. Sure did relieve the tension and I could get back to work.
 
yeah I have...one late night, prolly 7 or 8. I stripped butt naked closed my office door sat in my chair and put my feet up on the desk. and jerked watching porn. I was really horny that day!
 
yeah ive done that too, go in the bathroom and take care of business, its been fun

tankman
 
i have a few times. at one job where i was working as an office assistant, started feeling a bit flush and excused myself to the bathroom for about 15-20 minutes and stroked off in the stall. another time i was there late finishing up papers and no one else was around, so i locked all the doors, whipped out and started stroking. and just recently i was in between assignments at work and feeling absolutely super horny...so checked around to make sure no one else was in, locked all the doors and stroked right in the middle of the office. it was a much bigger rush because i wasn't in the privacy of a stall or behind a desk but just standing in the middle of the room and it wasn't technically after hours (though i was the only one there). not something i'd want to risk doing on a regular basis, but definitely a thrill this time. :)
 
I did it a couple of times, in the bathroom of the Law Frim where I ued to work.

I was so hard and horny that all inibitions fell.

I came on a piece of toilet paper, so that i was sure not to leave my DNA around ;).
 
guilty! i manage a construction business (the office work, not the site work) and all of my people working in my dept are men (25ish to 40). while masturbation isnt part of our official office policy, i think there is a mutual understanding that guys have needs and that its okay if someone wants to spend their lunch break jacking off in the bathroom.

we all know how uncomfortable it can be when you want to stick you hand down your pants but you cant cause youre at work. i honestly think that my guys are more productive if they get the chance to relive themselves.

i know i have had to walk around the office trying to conceal a massive erection. i know how good it feels to be able to lock the office door, unzip, pull your meat out and masturbate till you cum.

i also think the guys i work with respect each other enough not to make a big deal out of it or do anything that would make the other guys uncomfortable. office j/os are a single man operation, and i think my employees are happy with the current system.
 
yeah my problem is that i get so horny sometimes that i can't focus on anything productive. getting off really quick in the bathroom has saved my life before.

Exactly. You have to get it over with to proceed.