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So an English woman and her friend are walking home after attending a weight loss class and has news.
She walks in and says, "I've lost Ten Pounds, pet."
Her, husband, a compulsive drinker and gambler, misinterprets what she said is aghast and yells,"You-did-WHAT??THAT'S JUST BLOODY MARVELOUS, THAT IS;
Here I am stuck home without the price of a pint, and you go and lose what little cash we've got!!"
Her friend asks, "Aren't you going to tell him it was weight?"
"No, he bet and lost my last week's payday on a horse; I'll let him be pissed for a while."
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She walks in and says, "I've lost Ten Pounds, pet."
Her, husband, a compulsive drinker and gambler, misinterprets what she said is aghast and yells,"You-did-WHAT??THAT'S JUST BLOODY MARVELOUS, THAT IS;
Here I am stuck home without the price of a pint, and you go and lose what little cash we've got!!"
Her friend asks, "Aren't you going to tell him it was weight?"
"No, he bet and lost my last week's payday on a horse; I'll let him be pissed for a while."
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