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[185248]

was thinking about vibrators, broken and unused ones actually. I reckon there could be a market for used (abused) pre-loved vibrators. They could be worth double or triple what originally worth when new, maybe more if log books and photographic proof were supplied. If people are out there are willing to pay bucks for a pair of used undies, just imagine what a well used broken ol vibe could bring... Me thinks if you women pooled all your broken ones and had an auction ..lets say for charity or some good thing organisation, there could be big bucks had.

Think we have broken about four in the last couple of years, not from being dropped. Tossed in the bin and forgotten, after all those good times, *sniff*. Bet you there would be some dudes would kill to get their hands on certain used ones

 

[The Dragon]

I never throw away broken/old dildoes or vibs.

I burn them.
I had a gear purge not too long ago and it all got thrown on a bonfire.

 

[CaptainTrips]

I just finished the audiobook Christine, and that in harmony with this thread is making me think of possessed second hand sex toys. I concur with Ms. Dragon, cleanse and purge via fire. A big, big fire.

 

[185248]

Spose thats another way to say goodbye to an old friend. Cremation, sounds a little like a ritual thing ya had goin there. Just had flashes of you standing there draped in a long black hooded gown, fire flickering eerily as you place them one by one...sacrificially like in the flames. Bloody imagination.

 

[185248]

I just finished the audiobook Christine, and that in harmony with this thread is making me think of possessed second hand sex toys. I concur with Ms. Dragon, cleanse and purge via fire. A big, big fire.

Just as long as you are not using them when you set fire to it.

And the imagination tingles with what a possessed vibe could make you do.

 

[Hand_Solo]

The Druids burned all their old dildos in a ginormous bonfire on Sahmain.

 

[CaptainTrips]

In Westeros they pour wildfire over the dildos to immolate them.

 

[crescendo69]

I hate it when they start smoking, either vibrators or boyfriends.

 

[Hand_Solo]

I hear the Vikings got rid of their dildos by sending them off to sea in a burning ship, and the Esquimaux set them adrift on an ice floe when their time of usefulness had expired.

 

[185248]

Reckon that would have created one hell of a toxic cloud

 

[185248]

The vikings were not renowned for their smarts

 

[CaptainTrips]

Yeah but they had badass names like Cnut

 

[185248]

See, they could not even spell proper

 

[Hand_Solo]

The vikings were not renowned for their smarts

Hey, just because they sacked Lindisfarne doesn't mean they didn't appreciate higher learning. Besides, Oden gave us both runes and fire. He's a badass dude.

 

[185248]

I have runestones here somewhere. Was not predicted I lose them tho. I'm more of a celtic type...fight in the nude thing

 

[The Dragon]

Hey, just because they sacked Lindisfarne doesn't mean they didn't appreciate higher learning. Besides, Oden gave us both runes and fire. He's a badass dude.

AND...Thor Odenson.....*swoon*

 

[185248]

He's ok, for a guy that carries a stone mallet

 

[The Dragon]

He's ok, for a guy that carries a stone mallet

And we can forgive them Loki because he's only adopted.

 

[185248]

All upper class families of those times made up rumors to dispossess bad or evil children

 

[Deliverance]

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