I've just been shopping for porn and bought 4 DVDs - a foreskin one, a daddy-type one and two BB slut types... and it got me pretty excited. I didn't leave the store with a hard-on but did have a semi all the way home - and a massive wet-patch! I didn't notice it til I was about 100m from my house because people were glancing at my crotch - but it's about 2" diameter and the position really made it obvious where my nob was. Luckily I was in jeans, not trackies or anything - otherwise it'd have been plain indecent! Anyone else have a similar story? Now I'm gonna put some porn on and spend the afternoon wanking!