What Household Items Can I Stick My Dick In?

[jerrycann1]

What Household Items Can I Stick My Dick In? Drop your favorites below!

 

[deleted4500261]

A blender? Toaster? Ha! I got nothing. Sorry.

 

[BillM]

Watermelon !!

 

[MisterB]

Looks around house...

Paper shredder?
Vacuum cleaner?
Microwave?
Printer?
Toilet Paper roll?
Paper Towel roll?
An electrical outlet?
A VCR/DVD player?
Mixmaster?
Toaster oven?
Refrigerator?
Bathtub/sink faucet (depends on size, lol)
Bathtub/sink drain

Seriously though dude...WTF?

 

[halcyondays]

A jerry can?

 

[Mistermasterbates]

What Household Items Can I Stick My Dick In? Drop your favorites below!

Plastic Bag + Vacuum Tube
Paper Towel Roll
Stuffed Animals
Pillow Humping
In between mattresses/couch cushions + zip lock bag
Fold your clothes into a makeshift flashlight

Tell me which one works best lmao