What is the largest possible girth?

8 inch girth? Yes, my wife remembers this well. A few years ago, a doctor gave me Bactrim antibiotic for a uti. It cleared up quickly, and the side effect was an incredibly engorged heavy thick piece of meat, not at all spongy thick like silly vacuum pumping, but hard and usable. My wife never, ever had orgasmed unless she was riding on top, but this time, bent over doggy style, she shouted out her pleasure as I piston-packed her full. I measured that crazy tool, a full eight girth the entire length. Ever since, I wished to make that size permanent, and was bothered by my oval cross section, wishing my urethra could bulge out more along the underside, like it does at the root. However, be careful what you wish for...
Over a 2 years ago, from unknowingly drinking calcium-laced tap water, and chewing Tums whenever I had indigestion, some nasty little stones grew inside, sharp ones. One or two didn't pass, but became imbedded into the urethral lining just a couple inches from the end. Enough scar tissue developed to make peeing difficult. Finally worked up the nerve to see a urologist, who stretched open my poor slit to 20mm diameter to fit their oversized camera far up there. Luckily the only roughness remaining was near the end. But my poor tool... Since adolescence, I had a nice 8½ inch length, that I could pull like taffy to 9. But early this year, it had shrunk a damn inch, but like tightening the rubberband on a toy airplane, my thickness had increased by an inch to 7½ around, but not very comfortable, no more elasticity, I couldn't stretch any fraction longer, and it hurt to even try. Luckily, this problem relaxed some, and my girth gets up to 7 when excited, and down to 6 flaccid. So go ahead and fantasize about tremendous girth, but I'd gladly go back to the old maximum 6½ with good flexibility. With a woman bouncing away on you carelessly, it only takes a second for her to move the wrong way, and *snap*
 
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If everyone made a standard method of measurement using a 2 inch strip of paper wrapped snuggly around the shaft, marked, then unrolled and compared to the ruler, we could avoid any accusations of "internet inches". But I think some here would only be satisfied if we measured ourselves with piano wire.
A tailor's tape is fine, then the problem becomes verifying that it's not being manipulated on the dark side out of camera view...which we've seen attempted. Video can work for this, but is rather difficult for a guy to do alone.
 
Using the PI is being too generous ?
if I pi my self it's 7.2"
Haven't checked your gallery, but if a guy claims to be 7.2", I would expect the guy to look at least at thick as Shorty Mac - preferably thicker as Shorty was most likely 7" at best.

Plenty of guys at LPSG claim to be 7" or more but so far I haven't seen anyone look similar in girth to Shorty. Not saying none exist, just saying I haven't seen any when I've checked galleries over the years.
 
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Haven't checked your gallery, but if a guy claims to be 7.2", I would expect the guy to look at least at thick as Shorty Mac - preferably thicker as Shorty was most likely 7" at best.

Plenty of guys at LPSG claim to be 7" or more but so far I haven't seen anyone look similar in girth to Shorty. Not saying none exist, just saying I haven't seen any when I've checked galleries over the years.

Preach. Although, I will say there are a few believable 7” girths here, but I shan’t be a name dropper

Way more fakers though. The kind that can’t even show two legit inches across the top of their cock (as I believe you’ve mentioned)
 
Haven't checked your gallery, but if a guy claims to be 7.2", I would expect the guy to look at least at thick as Shorty Mac - preferably thicker as Shorty was most likely 7" at best.

Plenty of guys at LPSG claim to be 7" or more but so far I haven't seen anyone look similar in girth to Shorty. Not saying none exist, just saying I haven't seen any when I've checked galleries over the years.
I think shorty is pushing the 8” mark. We own the Shane Diesel dildo and it measures 7” girth. I seen a porn once with Shane and Shorty together and it was clear to see Shorty was much thicker. Just my two cents not trying to start anything. By the way awesome body you have.
 
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I think naturally, 7-7.5" is probably in the top 1% with 8" being much less than that. As someone stated, pumping and injections can get you 8" or more in girth easily. I agree with others that it sucks for a guy with 6" or more in girth to feel he needs to inflate his numbers, but it happens. I think Shorty Mac and Shane are near(er) the 8" mark. I'm pushing 7" (see photo) and I'm nowhere near as thick as they are. But I'll tell ya, I wouldn't mind having 8" girth. At least then I feel like there would be good reason for the woman to be screaming. :imp:

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I think shorty is pushing the 8” mark. We own the Shane Diesel dildo and it measures 7” girth. I seen a porn once with Shane and Shorty together and it was clear to see Shorty was much thicker. Just my two cents not trying to start anything. By the way awesome body you have.
Agreeing on Shorty being thicker - and especially wider. However, Shane has a normally shaped cock, Shorty doesn't. He's very wide but not even close to being circular. You have to take that into account.

However, since you have the dildo, you really should measure it. It's exactly 7.5" long and 6.5" around. Shane has made several videos where he holds the dildo next to his erect cock - they match perfectly.
 
Agreeing on Shorty being thicker - and especially wider. However, Shane has a normally shaped cock, Shorty doesn't. He's very wide but not even close to being circular. You have to take that into account.

However, since you have the dildo, you really should measure it. It's exactly 7.5" long and 6.5" around. Shane has made several videos where he holds the dildo next to his erect cock - they match perfectly.
Yes it is 7.5” insertable, but girth on ours measures right at 7” we measured it. I will snap a pic of it tomorrow. Can’t see how they would be different in size though.
 
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I think naturally, 7-7.5" is probably in the top 1% with 8" being much less than that. As someone stated, pumping and injections can get you 8" or more in girth easily. I agree with others that it sucks for a guy with 6" or more in girth to feel he needs to inflate his numbers, but it happens. I think Shorty Mac and Shane are near(er) the 8" mark. I'm pushing 7" (see photo) and I'm nowhere near as thick as they are. But I'll tell ya, I wouldn't mind having 8" girth. At least then I feel like there would be good reason for the woman to be screaming. :imp:

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As mentioned above, Shane is exactly 6.5" in girth. Just measure his dildo. If Shane is pushing 8", then he's not only the first pornstar to sell a life size replica dildo way smaller than his actual cock, they have also blue screened his comparison videos to make his cock seem as small as his dildo....

Honestly, you wouldn't like to be 8" or even 7". Just my advice as a size queen.

As for your photo, I rather not start a fight. Nuff said?
 
As mentioned above, Shane is exactly 6.5" in girth. Just measure his dildo. If Shane is pushing 8", then he's not only the first pornstar to sell a life size replica dildo way smaller than his actual cock, they have also blue screened his comparison videos to make his cock seem as small as his dildo....

Honestly, you wouldn't like to be 8" or even 7". Just my advice as a size queen.

As for your photo, I rather not start a fight. Nuff said?
Lol. I do not need your advice. I know what is what. Have a good night
 
Haven't checked your gallery, but if a guy claims to be 7.2", I would expect the guy to look at least at thick as Shorty Mac - preferably thicker as Shorty was most likely 7" at best.

Plenty of guys at LPSG claim to be 7" or more but so far I haven't seen anyone look similar in girth to Shorty. Not saying none exist, just saying I haven't seen any when I've checked galleries over the years.
my base is over 7" because of the
Corpus spongiosum gets me the extra size at the base
2.3 inches x pi = for the shaft width
7.22inches
 
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Lol. I do not need your advice. I know what is what. Have a good night

Her reply wasn't directed to you... You don't even have pics so I'm not sure how you got confused about that.
 
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my base is over 7" because of the
Corpus spongiosum gets me the extra size at the base
2.3 inches x pi = for the shaft width
7.22inches

You can't measure diameter and multiply by pi, that's not how you get an accurate measurement. If that's what you are doing then I suggest you buy some tailors tape and get ready for a disappointment. You appear to be around 5.5" around. That's still big, and its honest.
 
You can't measure diameter and multiply by pi, that's not how you get an accurate measurement. If that's what you are doing then I suggest you buy some tailors tape and get ready for a disappointment. You appear to be around 5.5" around. That's still big, and its honest.
lol magnums don't even fit not even @ soft size ....

that was from the fractional caliper.

not even close. it's 6.5" girth hard.

the best is a dollar bill test which is fixed 6.1" long for all bills in the US there is a gap between it
I never said my was PI I just said it's a poor way to guess.


also mr so called 8.5 inches yours look barely 5 inches
 
lol magnums don't even fit not even @ soft size ....

that was from the fractional caliper.

not even close. it's 6.5" girth hard.

the best is a dollar bill test which is fixed 6.1" long for all bills in the US there is a gap between it
I never said my was PI I just said it's a poor way to guess.


also mr so called 8.5 inches yours look barely 5 inches

Whatever you say. I've got a measured soft pic, you don't have any measured pics.

You posted your calculations, they are based on diameter times pi.

But prove me wrong, post an actual measurement pic. Lets see that 7 inch girth.

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So, about the length of your thumb, but you're going to try to call me out.

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And you think this is 7 inch girth. I was being nice, you're lucky if this is 5". Keep pretending those fingers don't touch.

Pathetic.
 
your pretty pathetic my hands are HUGE compared to you kid size hands

I have 10" hand span

You claim a lot of sizes without backing anything up.

I don't need to get into a pissing match with someone like you. You aren't 7 inches girth, not even close. The only thing above average about you is your delusion.