What made you laugh today?

meningreentights · Feb 17, 2019

Dad: You should see the new rescue dog your sister got. It has HUGE balls. I am never sitting on that couch again.
Son:dad?
Dad: If you go over there, take some Febreeze.

meningreentights · Feb 17, 2019

"At our age, we can hide our own Easter eggs, wait half an hour, and have no clue where we left them.".

Me23 · Feb 17, 2019

I saw an article about a woman who breaks in to her ex boyfriend's apartment and deletes her nude photos in his phone.

There was comment that said: "How sure are you that you deleted the photo? This photo says otherwise..."