What Up

[jeff931]

Whats up. Brand new here 29 6'2 230 cop from NJ
havent measured in years but last time was 5x6 soft 9.5x7 hard but you play with my taint and i can hit almost 10
Engaged cause i finally found a girl that can keep up with me and accepts my past. Sexual past not like i killed 20 people or sometihng. I have unreal recovery time the first week im with a girl after we start doing it she gets put through the test and this one passed with flying colors

Get at me anyone i will talk till you wak away from me

 

[Chuck64]

Welcome to the group Jeff! Nice intro.

 

[RideRocket]

Welcome and enjoy the group!

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Yea, everything you said in your intro, plus 2

 

[Pecker]

Welcome, jeff!

You've reminded me of my great Uncle Harry. Nobody would greet him with "How are you?," because he'd follow you around for hours telling you.

 

[jeff931]

dude im non stop when i stop a car im with them for easy 30 minutes just looking for some thing to talk about. If your ever in a rush pray i dont stop ya

 

[GoneA]

welcome


oh i can talk until your ear falls off. just ask anyone who's PMed me .....:tongue:

 

[D_alex8]

welcome


oh i can talk until your ear falls off. just ask anyone who's PMed me .....:tongue:

Yeah, it's like receiving "War and Peace" in your inbox, only with no subdivision into chapters

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

Happy welcome, Jeff. If you have a sense of proportion, levity and manners with added dash of humour you'll do very well at this board feela. good luck.:wink:

 

[GoneA]

Yeah, it's like receiving "War and Peace" in your inbox, only with no subdivision into chapters

you love it

 

[D_alex8]

you love it

Of course I do, I'm just penning the 23rd paragraph of my response. :dead:

 

[GoneA]

Of course I do, I'm just penning the 23rd paragraph of my response. :dead:

... a feat not even leo tolstoy could accomplish

 

[jeff931]

dudes no talking about stuff i dont know about. who the hell is leo taulsts (whatever you spell it)

 

[Chuck64]

dudes no talking about stuff i dont know about. who the hell is leo taulsts (whatever you spell it)

Don't worry... The intellectual jokes fizzle pretty fast around here. Most of us can't keep up - especially me.

 

[D_alex8]

who the hell is leo taulsts (whatever you spell it)

He used to play baseball with Judy Garland while she was still on this side of the rainbow. Oh, and he wrote stuff. In Russian, as if to prove a point.

 

[GoneA]

He used to play baseball with Judy Garland while she was still on this side of the rainbow. Oh, and he wrote stuff. In Russian, as if to prove a point.

L M A O !!!

 

[avsfan69]

Welcome to the group

 

[jeff931]

hey how many wives you got USVAfan you get to have as amny as you want in utah right?

 

[jeff931]

AVSFAN i mean damn i gotta stop drinking for a minute

 

[Pecker]

He used to play baseball with Judy Garland while she was still on this side of the rainbow. Oh, and he wrote stuff. In Russian, as if to prove a point.

... and he invented the Mr. Toffee machine and opened the first Starborscht's Coffee Shop in Seattle.

 

[Matthew]

AVSFAN i mean damn i gotta stop drinking for a minute

Welcome, Jeff, and please don't stop drinking.