What's the Sluttiest thing you've ever witnessed?
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I live right on a river and often there are boats moored in front of my house. Well one Sunday morning as I was making coffee and fixing breakfast I looked out and there was an 18' Boston Whaler anchored about 30 yards off the beach with a young guy and girl wearing a bikini on board. Both were pretty hot looking So I picked up my binoculars to get a better look. Well while I am looking the girl starts hugging and kissing the guy and rubbing his cock through his cargo shorts. Then she walks up to the front of the boat gets on all fours on the bow platform pulls down her bikini bottom and starts wiggling her ass around. Well the dude looks around pointed in the direction of my house (mine is the only one on this stretch of beach) and said something to the chick. Probably telling her that somebody might be watching. LOL So she gets up and pulls her top off and starts rubbing her tits and playing with her pussy, and grabs his crotch again. She wanted it BAD! So I am standing there pitching a tent in my boxers thinking "what in the fuck is the matter with you dude, HIT IT!" She gets back on the bow platform and wiggles her ass at him again! He took a couple of long glances toward my house no doubt wondering if anyone was watching then unzipped his shorts pulled them and his boxers down just enough to get his cock out, and stuck it in. I started jacking off watching him fuck her ass doggie style in the front of the boat through my binoculars. I was hoping he was gonna completely drop his shorts and boxers but he never did. He must have been worried that someone was going too see him too because he kept glancing back toward my house as he was pounding that pussy. Suddenly I realized I was gonna blow a three day load and I didn't have any Kleenex so I opened the sliding glass door, and quickly stepped out on the deck and let it fly over the balcony railing. Stud boy must have filled that cunt full of jiz about the same time because he pulled out and I didn't see him cum. About that time they both noticed me standing on my deck in my boxers with my binoculars stroking the last drops of cum out of my hard cock. The girl waved at me squeezed her tits, then fingered her pussy and then licked her finger seductively. The guy was visibly PISSED OFF because he picked her bikini up off the deck of the boat and threw it at her and I heard him scream "PUT IT ON...NOW!" He quickly put his dick back in his boxers, zipped up his shorts, pulled up the anchor, started the outboard, and hauled ass. As he was driving the boat away I couldn't believe it but she she turned back toward my house when he wasn't looking and blew me a kiss. I waved at her and grabbed my crotch. This chick was apparently TOTALLY turned on by being watched...but that dude was definately NOT into it at all! LOL
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Best I've ever experienced was this girl I was seeing who was big on S&M, and introduced me to it. We tried to go out on a date but she kept holding my hand and digging her nails in to it, drawing blood. She was doing this throughout the day with the usual innuendo, flirting, etc.
We finally get back to my car after a terrible date (in the relationship sense, anyway), and she pushes me against it and gives me a hand job. On a popular street, at 3pm. Noone walked by us but dozens of cars must've gone by.
My current girl and I also had sex on a trampoline, both covered in oil, within sight of at least three houses.
We finally get back to my car after a terrible date (in the relationship sense, anyway), and she pushes me against it and gives me a hand job. On a popular street, at 3pm. Noone walked by us but dozens of cars must've gone by.
My current girl and I also had sex on a trampoline, both covered in oil, within sight of at least three houses.
I've been to Amsterdam many, many times, but on one of my very early visits (1988) I was still a tourista- my buddy and I got sucked into one of the "Live Sex Revue" shows in the Red Light District. There were several ho-hum striptease acts, the fire baton twirling girl, the Asian girl swallowing eggs in her pussy and spitting them impressive distances, and a few more.
It was the final act that was the sluttiest thing I ever saw. A trampy looking slut does a fairly normal striptease and in a couple songs she's naked. The crowd is sort of disappointed until she proceeds to pull a dress, not a swimsuit, a dress, out of her snatch and puts it on. The crowd goes wild and the show is over. Then the announcer says that it's audience particpation time and the last act girl will take on anyone who wants to come up on stage and do her. This club had a small bleacher seat over on the side of the place and it held about 20 Royal Marines. They had been barely civil (lots of barking and other animal noises) during the show. When the invite to fuck the girl on stage was made the whole group of them stormed up there and absolutely destroyed her, or tried to anyway. It wasn't pretty and I left long before it was over. My buddy stayed a while longer and while he denied it I think he took a turn on the stage.
It was the final act that was the sluttiest thing I ever saw. A trampy looking slut does a fairly normal striptease and in a couple songs she's naked. The crowd is sort of disappointed until she proceeds to pull a dress, not a swimsuit, a dress, out of her snatch and puts it on. The crowd goes wild and the show is over. Then the announcer says that it's audience particpation time and the last act girl will take on anyone who wants to come up on stage and do her. This club had a small bleacher seat over on the side of the place and it held about 20 Royal Marines. They had been barely civil (lots of barking and other animal noises) during the show. When the invite to fuck the girl on stage was made the whole group of them stormed up there and absolutely destroyed her, or tried to anyway. It wasn't pretty and I left long before it was over. My buddy stayed a while longer and while he denied it I think he took a turn on the stage.
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I got on my knees in a park at night on a Southern summer night and sucked the cum out of 8 different guys in a circle, all with 7 or 8 inchers.
Fucking bb a twink years ago in a park while about 7 guys stood around watching.
Doing erotic massages on a father and his 25 yo son in a Winabago, only to have the father be pissed that I came with his son and didn't have any cum left for him. The father paid for the sessions
Being on my knees with 2 huge cocked Canadians on an island in a mountain river at a gay campground while a raft of 10 supposedly straight dudes floated by, all with shocked expresssions on their faces.
Sucking the load out of a young, hot, hung co-worker only to have him tell me afterward that his wife was in the hospital having his baby!!!!!!!
Swapping cum eating bj's with a hot young daddy who was out on an "errand" while he waited for his family to do their Xmas shopping It was really quick, heated, and nasty
Watching a pornstar quality guy shave his asshole in the communal showers at the gym, having him reach down, spread his legs, grab his ankles, and looking up at me asked," Did I get it all?"
Fucking bb a twink years ago in a park while about 7 guys stood around watching.
Doing erotic massages on a father and his 25 yo son in a Winabago, only to have the father be pissed that I came with his son and didn't have any cum left for him. The father paid for the sessions
Being on my knees with 2 huge cocked Canadians on an island in a mountain river at a gay campground while a raft of 10 supposedly straight dudes floated by, all with shocked expresssions on their faces.
Sucking the load out of a young, hot, hung co-worker only to have him tell me afterward that his wife was in the hospital having his baby!!!!!!!
Swapping cum eating bj's with a hot young daddy who was out on an "errand" while he waited for his family to do their Xmas shopping
It was really quick, heated, and nastyWatching a pornstar quality guy shave his asshole in the communal showers at the gym, having him reach down, spread his legs, grab his ankles, and looking up at me asked," Did I get it all?"
hmmm, haven't got anything quite as impressive as some people. Spose mine would be once I was at a party, and saw a couple fucking out in the garden, also heard them again upstairs later on.
Also was at a private night club party with a few mates, go to take a piss, and walked into the guys room to see a girl in there obviously just putting her underwear back on, followed closely by some dude.
Was out drinking with a girl I ended up going out with for a while, and me and a mate were sorta trying to compete over her. So she decided she wanted to see who had the biggest cock... and well like I say... I ended up going out with her
and with the same girl, me and her, plus a mate and his girl were out drinking when she did something(i think she stepped on my toes while getting up or something) anyway I put on a sad face to play the sympathy card, and she responds by putting my head right between her tits infront of all the pub! She had a big pair too ;D Got me rock hard... think my mate was too by the look on his face!
Also was at a private night club party with a few mates, go to take a piss, and walked into the guys room to see a girl in there obviously just putting her underwear back on, followed closely by some dude.
Was out drinking with a girl I ended up going out with for a while, and me and a mate were sorta trying to compete over her. So she decided she wanted to see who had the biggest cock... and well like I say... I ended up going out with her
and with the same girl, me and her, plus a mate and his girl were out drinking when she did something(i think she stepped on my toes while getting up or something) anyway I put on a sad face to play the sympathy card, and she responds by putting my head right between her tits infront of all the pub!
She had a big pair too ;D Got me rock hard... think my mate was too by the look on his face!
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my ex trying to excuse sleeping with my room mate by saying it was cause she missed me.
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Two times come to mind. First, my college fuck buddy, who was very petite, was sucking me off in this public park in the front seat of my car. This other car drives by and stops. I notice that there is a husband and wife and their kids in the car. The husband sees my fuck buddy trying to deep throat me. She tried, but alas, she was never successful. The wife looks in my direction, wondering what hubby is gaping at. She discovers me getting a very fine blow job and gets all pissed off. But before she makes hubbby drive away, I pull the fuck buddy's head away and she gets a full view of my cock, hard and wet with the fuck buddy's saliva. Her mouth goes "oooh" when she sees my full size. I think hubby got lucky that night.
Another time, with the same fuck buddy. I was taking her back to her dorm. We started making out in the key door. Yes this was when the girls were protected by locked doors. One thing led to another and we dropped our sweat pants and I fucked her right there against the key door. Anybody walking by or entering the dorm would have seen us. Really hot fuck, her standing against the wall, my cock buried deep inside her. She came three times before I emptied my balls into her.
Another time, with the same fuck buddy. I was taking her back to her dorm. We started making out in the key door. Yes this was when the girls were protected by locked doors. One thing led to another and we dropped our sweat pants and I fucked her right there against the key door. Anybody walking by or entering the dorm would have seen us. Really hot fuck, her standing against the wall, my cock buried deep inside her. She came three times before I emptied my balls into her.
Great collection of tales. The question I would like to ask the porn industry is, "why the fuck can't you produce films with themes like these stories?" Obviously producers directors don't read forums like these, they must be a very boring dull lot void of any sexual imagination or worse still don't know where to find any material.
Maybe because porn directors are all former flower arrangers who failed in their jobs because of lack of imagination.
Grossest ever: Watched my big dicked buddy pound this drunk chick into a nonstop shaking cum coma. On the out thrust we start seen blood, He finally cums deep in her and when he pulls out his dick is covered in bloody foam. He straddles her with his cock in her face and makes her lick his dick clean. Then he goes and gets another buddy to fuck her some more. His dick was huge to but it slipped right in with all the blood and cum. She must of liked it and started cumming again. After he unloaded, nobody else wanted to screw her- she was a mess. Dont know which one was the grossest.
Here is one from the you can't make this up file.
When I was an undergrad, I was dating the local girl who went to a nearby junior college. The sex was good, but kind of plain vanilla. One night, while waiting at her house, for her to come home, her mom comes out to my car by the curb and invites me in. She starts with the strict mom routine and that she knows I am fucking her daughter (duh?!?!). She leans in, nose to nose with me and puts her hand in on the chair, between my legs. Mom was definetly a MILF. At this point I started to squirm a little, because 45 y/o women don't come onto 21 y/o guys all the time, except in pornos. She notices that I am a little uncomfortable and says something like "I see your uncomfortable, let me help you out" and proceeds to unzip my pants. At that point, I wasn't waiting for Clare to get home, I was gonna nail mom. That was some stellar sex. Mom really knew what she was doing with a dick. Clare was downstairs when I was leaving her mom's room, with my low swinging balls slung over my shoulder. Apparently Mom had been fucking all the guys Clare and her sister dated. They threw down right there in the living room as I left. Needless to say, Clare and I didn't go out again. I also hooked up with her older sister, who I ran into at the bars a few months later, she pretty much explained the whole thing to me. There was no second encounter after I asked about three or foursome with her mom and sister. I am sure mom would have been down for it.
I managed to avoid shacking up with the youngest sister, but only because she wasn't legal, by several years.
Clare's mom was, to this day, prolly the best lay of my life. She did shit to me that I hadn't even heard of. She rimmed me for the first time, which damn near had my eyes falling out of my head. She let me bust my anal cherry with her, but not before licking her ass. She checked my oil mid-BJ, which was a first for me and led to the rimjob. She deep throated me like I was 2 Advil. She rode me endlessly and somehow managed to contol my arousal, because we fucked for close to 2 hours on only 2 orgasams for me. She seemed to have had a dozen, but I have to figure most of that was her playing out some kind of act. And I am pretty sure if Clare hadn't come home, she woulda made me dinner too.
And then there is the girl who I watched blow like 10 guys one night at my fraternity. Take you pick.
When I was an undergrad, I was dating the local girl who went to a nearby junior college. The sex was good, but kind of plain vanilla. One night, while waiting at her house, for her to come home, her mom comes out to my car by the curb and invites me in. She starts with the strict mom routine and that she knows I am fucking her daughter (duh?!?!). She leans in, nose to nose with me and puts her hand in on the chair, between my legs. Mom was definetly a MILF. At this point I started to squirm a little, because 45 y/o women don't come onto 21 y/o guys all the time, except in pornos. She notices that I am a little uncomfortable and says something like "I see your uncomfortable, let me help you out" and proceeds to unzip my pants. At that point, I wasn't waiting for Clare to get home, I was gonna nail mom. That was some stellar sex. Mom really knew what she was doing with a dick. Clare was downstairs when I was leaving her mom's room, with my low swinging balls slung over my shoulder. Apparently Mom had been fucking all the guys Clare and her sister dated. They threw down right there in the living room as I left. Needless to say, Clare and I didn't go out again. I also hooked up with her older sister, who I ran into at the bars a few months later, she pretty much explained the whole thing to me. There was no second encounter after I asked about three or foursome with her mom and sister. I am sure mom would have been down for it.
I managed to avoid shacking up with the youngest sister, but only because she wasn't legal, by several years.
Clare's mom was, to this day, prolly the best lay of my life. She did shit to me that I hadn't even heard of. She rimmed me for the first time, which damn near had my eyes falling out of my head. She let me bust my anal cherry with her, but not before licking her ass. She checked my oil mid-BJ, which was a first for me and led to the rimjob. She deep throated me like I was 2 Advil. She rode me endlessly and somehow managed to contol my arousal, because we fucked for close to 2 hours on only 2 orgasams for me. She seemed to have had a dozen, but I have to figure most of that was her playing out some kind of act. And I am pretty sure if Clare hadn't come home, she woulda made me dinner too.
And then there is the girl who I watched blow like 10 guys one night at my fraternity. Take you pick.
thirstygirl
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Thinking about this one a lot. My friend and I use to pick up a couple guys together and usually each fuck one in separtate rooms or whatever. She starts seeing one guy who wants a threesome so I help her out. After he fucks me and cums in my cunt he tells her to "Lick me out." She slurps his cum out of me then eats me out until I cum. It was slutty nasty and awesome.
