I've lurked in and out here for some time. I even forgot my previous username and password! Funny thing about big dicks: Those who have them are taught by society not to brag. And the guys who have dinky dicks brag and photoshop. It's not fair! The ladies with big boobs get to show off their wares... Anyway, for a number of reasons, I've decided to quit trying to brag and to just put Elmo out there for people to decide for themselves: I've donated my own penis and balls to a penis museum, and will have surgery soon, to cut them off. My penis, "Elmo" will be plastinated and put on display along with his testicles, scrotum and pubic scalp. Yeah - it all sounds like B.S. The penis museum is in Iceland and its website is: phallus.is (It's been on HBO) The new human-only penis museum is at: First Page If you want to put yours in your Last Will, and leave him for the museum to display for eternity after you die - if not before - let us know!