WHEN LOVE CALLS
A telephone is heard ringing:
Woman: Hello...
Man: Hello darling.
Woman: Where are you?
Man: In the wilds of Scotland.
Woman: So you're not coming home?
Man: Not tonight, I'm afraid.
Woman: I miss you so much.
Man: Oh Honey, I miss you too.
Woman: I bet you don't. I bet you've got women lined up all over the country.
Man: I wish. Hey, you'll never guess what happened to me.
Woman: What?
Man: This guy tried to pick me up.
Woman: Really? And did you let him.
Man: Of course not! What do you think I get up to when I'm on the road?
Woman: I don't know, you tell me.
Man: You know that all I do is think of you.
Woman: Tell me about this guy.
Man: What's to tell?
Woman: He tried to pick you up. It's not every day that a man tries to seduce my husband. There's a story to tell, so tell me...
Man: He was a client. He asked me out for a drink. I went. He seemed like a regular kind of guy. He has a wife and kids. And then at the end of the evening he asked me if he could give me a blowjob.
Woman: What did you say?
Man: I said thanks, but no thanks.
Woman: You weren't rude to him, I hope.
Man: No, he's an important customer.
Woman: Now you know what women have to put up with.
Man: Yes. I still find it hard to believe that he just came out and asked me like that...as if he was asking would I like a beer, or something.
Woman: Poor baby, you'll live. Tell me what he looked like.
Man: Why?
Woman: I'm feeling horny.
Man: You want to get off on a guy who wanted to suck my cock?
Woman: Yes, now tell me what he looked like.
Man: Dark hair, a bit taller than me.
Woman: Jonathan! You know the rules of the game. I describe everything when you ask me to. That isn't good enough. You'll have to do better than that. Was he good looking?
Man: I don't know if a man is good looking or not.
Woman: Don't be silly darling. Was he good looking or not?
Man: I suppose he was average looking. He had dark hair, dark eyes. Dark stubble showing through on his chin.
Woman: Oooh yes, the dangerous type.
Man: Not dangerous, just hairy. A little taller than me, slightly bigger build. Nice teeth when he smiled.
Woman: Was he ...you know...
Man: What?
Woman: Was he ...built?
Man: I don't know, I don't stare at men's crotches.
Woman: Please try and play the game properly. I'm feeling so horny.
Man: You really are, aren't you?
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A telephone is heard ringing:
Woman: Hello...
Man: Hello darling.
Woman: Where are you?
Man: In the wilds of Scotland.
Woman: So you're not coming home?
Man: Not tonight, I'm afraid.
Woman: I miss you so much.
Man: Oh Honey, I miss you too.
Woman: I bet you don't. I bet you've got women lined up all over the country.
Man: I wish. Hey, you'll never guess what happened to me.
Woman: What?
Man: This guy tried to pick me up.
Woman: Really? And did you let him.
Man: Of course not! What do you think I get up to when I'm on the road?
Woman: I don't know, you tell me.
Man: You know that all I do is think of you.
Woman: Tell me about this guy.
Man: What's to tell?
Woman: He tried to pick you up. It's not every day that a man tries to seduce my husband. There's a story to tell, so tell me...
Man: He was a client. He asked me out for a drink. I went. He seemed like a regular kind of guy. He has a wife and kids. And then at the end of the evening he asked me if he could give me a blowjob.
Woman: What did you say?
Man: I said thanks, but no thanks.
Woman: You weren't rude to him, I hope.
Man: No, he's an important customer.
Woman: Now you know what women have to put up with.
Man: Yes. I still find it hard to believe that he just came out and asked me like that...as if he was asking would I like a beer, or something.
Woman: Poor baby, you'll live. Tell me what he looked like.
Man: Why?
Woman: I'm feeling horny.
Man: You want to get off on a guy who wanted to suck my cock?
Woman: Yes, now tell me what he looked like.
Man: Dark hair, a bit taller than me.
Woman: Jonathan! You know the rules of the game. I describe everything when you ask me to. That isn't good enough. You'll have to do better than that. Was he good looking?
Man: I don't know if a man is good looking or not.
Woman: Don't be silly darling. Was he good looking or not?
Man: I suppose he was average looking. He had dark hair, dark eyes. Dark stubble showing through on his chin.
Woman: Oooh yes, the dangerous type.
Man: Not dangerous, just hairy. A little taller than me, slightly bigger build. Nice teeth when he smiled.
Woman: Was he ...you know...
Man: What?
Woman: Was he ...built?
Man: I don't know, I don't stare at men's crotches.
Woman: Please try and play the game properly. I'm feeling so horny.
Man: You really are, aren't you?
My books on the internet:
Daniel Blue Storefront - Lulu.com