Which College or NFL player would u wanna hook up with?

Which Former or Current NFL or College player would You hook up with?


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Everyone, may I present to you the one and only Calvin Johnson a.k.a Megatron. This is one PERFECT specimen that is blessed with good looks, class, talent, physique, and success. Since he's such a private and classy guy, there is no "eye candy" pic of him to be found on the net, which makes him even sexier. This man is heaven on Earth and needs to be worshiped.
http://www.steelersgab.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Calvin-Johnson.jpg
http://www.tfw2005.com/transformers-news/attach/8/0/5/0/7/TFW_Calvin_Johnson_1378750127.jpg
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxs2ityVP11qliludo1_400.gif
(Check out that bulge)
 
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Well, I changed my mind. Patrick Willis, Calvin Johnson, and Emmitt Smith are off limit, sir. Eyes only, no hand. But maybe we can share Adrian Peterson, Reggie Bush, Victor Cruz and Devin Thomas. Of course, you can have the chopped liverr.....errr...I mean the other chocolate eye candies -- Larry Fitzgerald, Michael Crabtree, Foster and Russell Wilson. And yes, you can throw in that Gonzo Muppet face Kaepernick if you're interested. :p


By the way, this is a completely unrelated, but check out this link below. Funniest thing I've seen in a while. If you like the NFL, you'll get a kick out of this:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/benrosen/all-32-nfl-quarterbacks-their-muppet-doppelgange
A couple of them are spot on!
 
Now back to your regular scheduled programing of meat heads, beef cakes, and guns:

Brian Westbrook:
http://www.prosource.net/content/articles/_uploads/1/article-2009-stars-09.jpg

Julius Pepper - sexy smile, tall, muscular, and big guns. Yeah....
http://www.trbimg.com/img-532522f6/...augh-bears-spt-0316-201403-001/2048/2048x1365
http://www.rantsports.com/nfl/files/2014/01/Brace-Hemmelgarn-Julius-Peppers-Chicago-Bears.jpg

Lance Briggs - not your typical ripped guy, but he's definitely a meat head with huge guns. He's like a big, cute and sexy teddy bear that I would love to snuggle with at night to keep me warm. I just LOVE big men like him.
http://www.trbimg.com/img-52b20d9f/...ed-marshal-out-bears-20131218-001/600/600x473
http://www.chicagonow.com/such-is-l...release-party-at-the-Challengers-Comics-4.jpg
http://www.cheekychicago.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hotel_sax_051910-340_print1.jpg
(how would you like to get tackled by him in bed?)
http://a.espncdn.com/media/motion/2010/0811/themag_081110_NFL_CollegePlayers_Workout.jpg

Jon Bostic - I just can't get enough of the Chicago Bears players. Where do I sign up?
http://www.gatortailgating.com/files/rusty/2012/12/bostic_senior_day.jpg
http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/cho...813/20121015_ter_sv7_339.0_standard_352.0.jpg
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/i...s-154740576_crop_exact.jpg?w=1500&h=1500&q=85

Dwight Freeney - Speaking of big, sexy teddy bears I'd love to snuggle with:
http://api.ning.com/files/Kg*-zAejP...QDn*BP/l_beb546d48acd4845a8a18cd8e599b6be.jpg
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wenn3316081.jpg?w=600
http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dwight_freeney2012-big.jpg
http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/cms/uploads/1/slide2.jpg

Anquan Boldin - not the typical eye candy, but is plenty handsome. Plus, those guns, man. Those guns...
http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I00002prihNczaNo/s/870/870/Anquan-Boldin.jpg
http://www.nopactalent.com/speakerphotos/photos/10028Anquan-Boldin.jpg
http://www.eastbay.com/ns/arc/athletes/img/ebarc-boldin-picv-062011b.jpg

Michael Pittman -- Biggest guns I can remember in the NFL. I remembered watching him on T.V years ago and was LUSTING after him.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tw8EVC_z0...AIpg/R3IsGpXnbJI/s1600/michael+pittman+20.jpg
https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5090/5256561344_178bc64fa4_z.jpg
http://31.media.tumblr.com/bdf926493e7d6ccf659affc5e1e9ab58/tumblr_mjhe7cNT1N1s65xy5o1_500.jpg
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5248/5254009237_caa900f343.jpg
http://www.tampabayvibe.com/photos/image?view=image&format=raw&type=img&id=101

Terrell Davis -- bald head, dark, ripped, and HUGE guns. He just oozes sexiness every time he's on T.V. This man and Emmitt Smith age so well...
http://terrelldavis30.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/terrell-davis-008.jpg
http://terrelldavis30.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/TerrellDavisFoods.jpg
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Terrell+Davis+GBK+Aruba+DirecTV+Gift+Lounge+GAsNi0a1SQfl.jpg
 
Well, I changed my mind. Patrick Willis, Calvin Johnson, and Emmitt Smith are off limit, sir. Eyes only, no hand. But maybe we can share Adrian Peterson, Reggie Bush, Victor Cruz and Devin Thomas. Of course, you can have the chopped liverr.....errr...I mean the other chocolate eye candies -- Larry Fitzgerald, Michael Crabtree, Foster and Russell Wilson. And yes, you can throw in that Gonzo Muppet face Kaepernick if you're interested. :p



A couple of them are spot on!

Larry Fitzgerald's ass...*Drooling*

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m616/youmadugly/Footballbooties1.jpg
 
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Colin Kaepernick AND Aaron hernandez. could care less if Aaron is a criminal, he can destroy me as long as I get off.