Who Would You Rather Suck?

Hayden Christensen. Still mad there are no ass or dick shots from him

Orlando Bloom or John Mayer?
Orlando and so am I. I guess before he got married to a woman him and Justin berfield were fucking and having fun. According to an interview with Justin berfield
Now they both have kids so we won't get to see any good stuff?

Let's time travel
River Phoenix or James Dean