Why are we so happy snappy when it comes to our at attention members?

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by uk_dick, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. uk_dick

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    Hi,

    I'm pretty new here but it's been enlightening to say the least to know that it's not just me that is obsessed with his own cock. Obviously whether we are packing a less than impressive sized package or a 12" lady splurged, a pencil thin or beer can thick cock, straight as a ruler or bent as a boomerang....when they are throbbing hard in our hand it is the most amazing looking symbol of our manhood. Throw a camera in the mix and next minute you're 8gig memory card is full of images of this fine specimen from every angle possible......I know because I do it!

    So why?? Do we really need 150 pictures of something we see every day? It's a pretty well known fact that women arnt that impressed at being shown picture after picture of which most look identical. They're not like pictures of your family or kids that you might keep in your wallet to show our friends down the pub.

    So although I have 100's of pictures of my most valued possession in various stages of arousal and from various angles to see if it looks bigger, I can't tell you why......until now!

    Look what most of us here have done.....we have posted them on the Internet for all the world to see but more ironically so other men can compare and so we can make a statement, "this is me and arn't I great!"

    Now that's pretty gay if you ask me but who of you here, happy in your heterosexual orientation can honesty say you haven't flicked through some of the bigger, thicker, straighter, harder cocks on here in admiration and felt a little excitable?

    Would be good to hear everyones thoughts, have I just typed a load of crap or does anyone have any interesting ideas on our love of snapping our crown jewels.
     
  2. mandoman

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    The fact is, people like to look at cocks. Men love to show them off, for the most part, unless it has been knocked out of them by feeling inferior. The dick is the symbol of reproductive fertility. We use phallic shaped objects, to mark graves, in a likely unconscious move to try and ward off death with a symbol of life. We use them to mark great victories, as if they were a victory of reproduction, and passing on our genes.
    No big deal to it.
    Everybody loves boobs. Women like them as much as men. All the gay men I know love them. Go figure. It's the same thing, a symbol of life, of nourishment, of nurturing.
    There's a little reproductive symbol worship embedded in our genes, as near as I can tell.
    In ancient Ireland, they used to have parades, with a giant paper mache phallus and pudenda. Then, they would have group sex, that one day. Any child conceived on that day was considered a special gift.
    Kind of makes parades with fire trucks and Santa seem a little lame.
     
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    wow..I never gave it that much thought, but it makes sense in an odd way
     
  4. warmandsoapy

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    Actually, I find the flaccid penis more interesting than the aroused penis.
     
  5. mandoman

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    In Pompeii and Herculanum, the Romans used phalluses to protect their houses.
    They were over the doors, and in mosaics in the streets.
     
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