Why Is This Always So?

[2322]

Why does the hot water heater always die in winter and on a long weeked? Why???

Signed,
Stinky

 

[B_Nick4444]

:33:

 

[Charles Finn]

because you tend to use it more in winter and it knows when to just die
lol

 

[2322]

Is it because I mocked Barbie™ and the spirit of Barbie™ all over the world has directed bad karma my way?

 

[MickeyLee]

the universe is orchestrated by an evil bastard with a warped sense of humor.

ML

baby wipes and frequent trips to the gym showers might be in your future Mr Jason_els.

 

[rbkwp]

All of last Winter NZ Jason
I was showering outside with Cold Water
(cept fr about 3 days..damn near FROZE)
of course our Winters are not severe
NO Need for a Hot Water Cylinder tho
(too expensive LPG or maybe Solar)
Gas Califont is sufficient for emergencies.
enz

 

[Northland]

Is it because I mocked Barbie™ and the spirit of Barbie™ all over the world has directed bad karma my way?

I can top that! I stole Barbie:redface:.



A new winter is in the offing and the heat here is screwed up-gee, what a f'ing surprise. It comes on in the late afternoon and runs until 4a.m. (I am awake alot at that hour) then nothing again until late afteroon. It's upper 30s outside right now and no heat. I keep checking the system by wasting hot water-which scalds to the touch, so the system is working.

 

[B_Nick8]

Good lord, North, who bumps these things?

 

[vince]

Oh christ, it's an old bumped thread and I was going to tell Stinky there's no reason to be spooked by a doll that smiles 24/7 even after you break her head off. But I guess don't need to do that now... :frown:

 

[HazelGod]

the universe is orchestrated by an evil bastard with a warped sense of humor.

Trust me, I have no interest in orchestrating the universe. :wink:

I can top that! I stole Barbie:redface:.

I'll go you one even better...I knocked Barbie up. :tongue:

 

[Drifterwood]

I'll go you one even better...I knocked Barbie up. :tongue:

Figures. We seen your dick :biggrin1:.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Figures. We seen your dick :biggrin1:.

He's good with all the dolls.

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

Trust me, I have no interest in orchestrating the universe. :wink:



I'll go you one even better...I knocked Barbie up. :tongue:

Coming soon...the pitter patter of vynil demigod feet.

 

[Drifterwood]

He's good with all the dolls.

You know you are a very very naughty boy sometimes, Senor.

 

[2322]

You know you are a very very naughty boy sometimes, Senor.

Ignore him today. He's high on paint fumes from painting his speakers.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

You know you are a very very naughty boy sometimes, Senor.

Someone has to lead ...

Ignore him today. He's high on paint fumes from painting his speakers.

Nah.
I just had a zitgasm.

 

[Northland]

Good lord, North, who bumps these things?

I had no choice, I needed to confess to that horrible theft of 1900and68 (still haven't mentioned the one in '69 or the one in '71-I was a complicated and confused child)

(and in all fairness, this one hadn't even been dormant a year)

I stole Barbie:redface:.

I'll go you one even better...I knocked Barbie up. :tongue:

Well, I knew damn well Ken hadn't-poor kid was without any goods:frown1:.

More important though, HG, I am representing Harcourt Reynolds, the demonic son brought forth from your actions. Just send me cash:biggrin1:.


Is it time to also confess to what I did in Pastor Gobblespunk's rectory?

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Cougar Barbie - 50th AnniversaryVideo

 

[HazelGod]

Cougar Barbie - 50th AnniversaryVideo

I LOL'd...thanks for that, SG.

 

[B_Nick8]

I LOL'd...thanks for that, SG.

You'd be the last person I'd think would "lol".