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[Tight_N_Juicy]

#freemyballz

#freeballersof'Murica

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

Where are your balls, if a mask traps them?
Are you Mr BallsOnChin?

Without exposing my identity, I’d like you to meet my cousins, the Buttheads

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

Where are your balls, if a mask traps them?
Are you Mr BallsOnChin?

And just an FYI, don’t go lady ‘splainin’ where by balls or masks go. I read that the ‘Rona can spread via a dudes nut, so I’ve been wearing a scrotal covering to reduce transmissions. I know my stuff, unlike you MSM sheeples.

 

[MickeyLee]

MadgeandBiskit

Follow on TikTok.
I lurve them

 

[Andrea Candelli]

Next time someone questions my membership of the site when I state the fact that I'm not here for the dick, I hope the person questioning me stubs their toe.

Hard.

Within 3 replies and/or 2 PMs; there's a male 'Hey', a question about toe-stubbing's other meaning or a dicture.

No?

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

We had a bit of an argument this evening. I walked away to cool off, and we live close to the river away from town. I walked almost to the water.

In the trees, a small distance from me I heard a man berating and threatening his partner, who based on his phrasing I'm guessing was a woman.

I screamed, from the depth of my being: "PEOPLE CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU, LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE."

Whoever the guy was, he peeled out and bailed immediately. Minutes later, another vehicle came and picked her up from the spot where the fight was happening.

I think there's a decent chance I accidentally intervened on a potentially dangerous situation, and I don't even know who those people were. By the way I screamed, they probably assumed I was a man.

What a fucking weird night.

Home safe now.

 

[Holly Doors]

Do you think dragons get upset not being able to blow out the candles on their Birthday cake? x

 

[Scarletbegonia]

And just an FYI, don’t go lady ‘splainin’ where by balls or masks go. I read that the ‘Rona can spread via a dudes nut, so I’ve been wearing a scrotal covering to reduce transmissions. I know my stuff, unlike you MSM sheeples.

Hey, I have a fricking degree in main steam media!
And men since Ricky have been demanding we women splain. Go back to your hive mind, and once they all stop jerking off ask what’s up with “splain, Lucy.”

(Reads rest of Post. Goes to shower to scrub skin off. While in shower wonders....are the FluKluxKlan actually wearing masks...um...elsewhere? Looks around for Mr Clean Mental Image Eraser)

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Do you think dragons get upset not being able to blow out the candles on their Birthday cake? x

You are disrespecting Dragon culture.
In Dragon culture, the rule is to light the candles. Duh.

 

[Mule]

What a fucking weird night.

What a fucking weird night where you showed who you really are. Heroic.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

What a fucking weird night where you showed who you really are. Heroic.

Indeed.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

What a fucking weird night where you showed who you really are. Heroic.

I didn't even think about it. I was already so frustrated, and angry.. it just came out. This gutteral, beast like scream just forced itself out of me.

After he sped off (and I mean sped, fucker told her "lucky Bitch", got in the car, slammed the door and put the pedal to the floor) I started shaking, realizing I had no weapon and was alone without anyone around to help me if dude was ready to look for me.

I don't regret it at all.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I didn't even think about it. I was already so frustrated, and angry.. it just came out. This gutteral, beast like scream just forced itself out of me.

After he sped off (and I mean sped, fucker told her "lucky Bitch", got in the car, slammed the door and put the pedal to the floor) I started shaking, realizing I had no weapon and was alone without anyone around to help me if dude was ready to look for me.

I don't regret it at all.

Bear spray.

plus, if he thought you might be a dude, he’d be too afraid to find you. Abusive worm.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Bear spray.

plus, if he thought you might be a dude, he’d be too afraid to find you. Abusive worm.

I usually don't go anywhere without at least my knife, but we were fighting (it's rare but when we do it's usually pretty bad) and I didn't think at all about what I was doing. It was actually stupid as fuck of me.

We live in that part of town, close as fuck to the river, far from town, and when you're *at* the river it's just out of ear shot to anyone in their houses. My family didn't hear any of it even though we're right there. If they had been outside they would have..

I know better than to go walking around at the river by myself, especially after dark. But there I went.

I'm not a believer in fate/karma or any of that.. but it's almost like I was supposed to be stupid last night. And I'm tellin' ya, when I screamed I sounded like the singer of a death metal band. There's no way they didn't think I was a man. If it weren't for the fact I can make that sound, I don't think it would have went down the way it did.

Fuckin. Weird. Night.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Cookie Monster vocals for the win.

Skinny Hippie and I had blowouts about twice a year. We would purposely be physically far apart and let our voices be loud.

Maybe the woman (or dude...can’t call an abuser a man) does believe in fate.

 

[Andrea Candelli]

We had a bit of an argument this evening. I walked away to cool off, and we live close to the river away from town. I walked almost to the water.

In the trees, a small distance from me I heard a man berating and threatening his partner, who based on his phrasing I'm guessing was a woman.

I screamed, from the depth of my being: "PEOPLE CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU, LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE."

Whoever the guy was, he peeled out and bailed immediately. Minutes later, another vehicle came and picked her up from the spot where the fight was happening.

I think there's a decent chance I accidentally intervened on a potentially dangerous situation, and I don't even know who those people were. By the way I screamed, they probably assumed I was a man.

What a fucking weird night.

Home safe now.

Wow. Great because no matter WHAT was happening, breaking it up did nothing to make it worse. I know this is screwed up but it soothes me...

The best case scenario is that people were playing out a dark, disturbing RP. (We know they weren't but) Your yell merely broke up their poorly located rehearsal space.
Ignore me here. See me post.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Wow. Great because no matter WHAT was happening, breaking it up did nothing to make it worse. I know this is screwed up but it soothes me...

The best case scenario is that people were playing out a dark, disturbing RP. (We know they weren't but) Your yell merely broke up their poorly located rehearsal space.
Ignore me here. See me post.

The fact that the other vehicle was there within two minutes to pick her up (I could hear faint crying when they met up with the assumed woman) tells me she had called someone to come get her and that this was absolutely not anything other than a very scary situation.

They didn't leave together, he left her there.

Still kinda freaked out by the whole thing. Living here as long as I have, I've heard a lot of crazy shit go down. That one was on a different level.

 

[MickeyLee]

My burly Bubba brother has binged all three seasons of The Worst Witch.

He's on season 3, episode 12. One more after this one. Not sure what his post binge life will be like.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

My burly Bubba brother has binged all three seasons of The Worst Witch.

He's on season 3, episode 12. One more after this one. Not sure what his post binge life will be like.

what would happen if he binge watched Queer Eye?

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I was on FB (I know, I know) and a friend posted and called us all snodballs.
I of course had to look it up.
A snodball, according to teh internetz, is one low hanging testicle, usually on an older man.
So, do I go back and tell him he’s sexist, or ageist? I mean, I might have a snodboob at best.
The discussion is around Cap’n Crunch cereals, and we are trying to lighten up the tone police stress by rip roaring in his perpetual attacks on Crunch Berries.

(This is all in good fun. He’s the guy I’ve mentioned who got profiled and re scanned by TSA at the plane door for being educated and reading while black. It skeered a blonde woman. Because my folky friend must be a terrorist. He was reading a book about airplanes. Italian WWI airplanes.)