Word for Penis

[ruperty]

Simple - list another word for a penis.

i'll start with todger.

 

[nakedwally]

cock, dick, weinee

 

[36DD]

the beginning of all humanity

 

[curiomeerkat]

schlong

 

[arthurdent]

Pork sword, one-eyed trouser snake, wanger, plonker, dong, old-man, baby's arm, wife's best friend, tool, tally-whacker, manhood, meat-truncheon.

I'm sure there must be a whole load from Viz comic too.

 

[naughty]

Johnson, Peter, Dick, One eyed monster, Mr ID

 

[ruperty]

Pork sword, one-eyed trouser snake, wanger, plonker, dong, old-man, baby's arm, wife's best friend, tool, tally-whacker, manhood, meat-truncheon.

I'm sure there must be a whole load from Viz comic too.

pork sword's a winner for me.

 

[Calboner]

Schwanz (Ger.), cazzo (It.), puts, shmuck (Yid.), хуй (Rus.), queue (Fr.).

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Bloodhound gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie kilo



Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter


If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple


If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
.

 

[Calboner]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for you willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
You piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stick it your sock.
But don't take it out in public, or they'll stick you in the dock,
And you won't a-come a-back.

—Eric Idle, "The Not Noel Coward Song"

 

[nakedwally]

johnson

 

[jakeatolla]

How about George W Bush ????? :wink:

 

[unzipped]

don't forget the classic tube steak...

uz

 

[B_Monster]

How about George W Bush ????? :wink:

This is the best one :biggrin1:

or "Dick" Cheney

 

[PokeSalad]

And then there's the southern colloquial, PEE DADDLER !!!!

 

[B_New End]

dork

 

[str82fcuk]

bit (french)
piel (dutch)

 

[ruperty]

schnitzel

 

[str82fcuk]

luba (isiXhosa)

 

[Willy_the_Wonka]

Wenis.

Mouth Organ.

Rectum Wrecker.

Terminator.

Bill Junior. :05: